#IfIHadANickel

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If I had a nickel for every time I had to chase a bird out of the garage of my workplace, I`d have five nickels.

This is getting ridiculous.

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Today on the 19th anniversary of being married to my delightful husbean @tailsteak.bsky.social , the valve on our toilet blew out and almost flooded the bathroom.

Which oddly enough is not the first time our relationship has caused water damaging events. #IfIHadANickel

A while ago I wrote a post that said:"If I had a nickel for every time a pigeon flew into the garage of my workplace and I had to shoo it away, I`d have three nickels."

I`m now up to four nickels.

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If I had a nickel for every time a pigeon flew into the garage of my workplace and I had to shoo it away, I`d have three nickels.

Which isn`t a lot but it`s weird that it has happened three times.

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Oh my god I hate/love it lol. And, unlike Phasmo, these have faces. EUGH.

#IfIHadANickel #ForEveryGameWithMannequinsInHouses #I'dHaveTwoNickels #WhichIsn'tALotAndIHateThatIt'sHappenedTwice

Suddenly realised this when watching CG5’s ‘Join Us For A Bite’ cover.

#cg5 #dawko #fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys #gaming #music #youtube #ifihadanickel

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If I had a nickel for every time Arin Hanson kissed another man on a live stream I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's honestly kinda surprising that it only happened twice
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If I had a nickel for every time my mother has fucked up making jelly, I'd have two nickels, which isn't alot but it's weird that it happened twice
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Installing ArcGIS Server #IfIHadANickel

Another teacher called me Mr. Harrison instead of Mr. Fox again #ifihadanickel