Ew. This is SO much fun lol #sarcasm #ImTooOldForThisShit
Omg, I had hoped that 2026 would be a nicer year now but then my daughter told me her bf said unless her friends start hanging out with her more she shouldn’t hang out with them. This boy doesn’t even wash his own clothes or get his own food. He’s 19. #imtoooldforthisshit.
that’s Popworld added to #theMurtaughList
#ImTooOldForThisShit
Nyt on asianmukainen paita.
#ImTooOldForThisShit
2/ So of course, I'm convinced that not only this latest piece of the manuscript is shit, none of it holds together or makes sense.
Intellectually I know that's false. There's a lot of work to be done, but the project is coming along.
Tell that to my backflipping stomach.
#ImTooOldForThisShit
The Lethal Weapon franchise #ImTooOldForThisShit
Fixing the deck while periodically heaving a 50 pound and a 75 pound dog out from underneath it. #ImTooOldForThisShit #DogLife
I'm to old for this shit
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#tooldtodieyoung #vintage #shit #ohshit #imtoooldforthisshit
Tengo unas ganas de ir a trabajar inconmensurables.
#NO #OdioMuerteYDestrucción #Guardia #CadaDíaOdioMásALaGente #Ains #ImTooOldForThisShit #QuédateEnCasa!
Followed by #AC/DC #BackInBlack #ImTooOldForThisShit
#TurnThatDown
I forgot the hash tags how do I social media #marchintosh #vtuber #vintagemac #whousesthese #imtoooldforthisshit
Quand le mosh pit déborde.
#imtoooldforthisshit
My Social Security was deposited to my bank account this morning. 🥳 Ever since the Chief Felon and his cohorts took over, I sit on pins and needles every month waiting for it to show up. I’m sure I’m not alone in this.
#fucktrump
#seniorsmatter
#resist
#imtoooldforthisshit
It was a baking day after work. 4 doz rainbow cupcakes (I’m not a pro they are janky) and 29 “leftover frosting cookies” because what else are you gonna do with leftover homemade frosting. #dannyglover #imtoooldforthisshit #myneck #myback #hashtagchaos
for how long. Til next time she feels like she wants to nag and complain.
But I've had it with this. No way in hell I'm giving in on this. I compromise enough as it is when it comes to mum. My mess has nothing to do with hers. Period.
#rant #ImTooOldForThisShit
#chronicillness #chronicpain #pwme
Every day, I find myself channeling Roger Murtaugh.
#LethalWeapon #Imtoooldforthisshit
TFW you stop by the local watering hole for a "bump" before heading home... And end up closing the bar down 4 drinks later with a crew of locals you know/love/work with.
Kind of felt like we booked the bar for a private party, LOL 😂
#ImTooOldForThisShit
Neighbours are having a VERY loud party and I feel VERY old. #Imtoooldforthisshit
Fourth post..I'm too old to learn anymore new social media platforms, so I need this to stick around #ImTooOldForThisShit
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#dads #imtoooldforthisshit #1980s
La etapa de las discusiones en redes sociales ya pasó... al menos para mi.
#imtoooldforthisshit
Anyone else name their IUDs? I don't know what to call my new fellow traveler in this perimenopause journey. #ImTooOldForThisShit
We need rest for the oncoming Fresh Hell .2025, thanks. 😌
#NewYearsEve #PocketFriends #NewYear #HappyNewYear #HappyNewYear2025 #NewYear2025 #ElderMillennial #ImTooOldForThisShit
The older you get, the longer the walk to the coffee pot.
#morningsky
#coffee
#Imtoooldforthisshit
I missed Smackdown for the annual guys night out and damn - I’m too many levels of gone. Just going to assume spellcheck is saving my ass.
#TacoBellSaveMe #ImTooOldForThisShit
#WhyDoIDoThisToMyself
I’ve gotten to a point where I need to stop falling in love with projects, companies, and teams. It leads to heartbreak. #imtoooldforthisshit
When you realize that one month from today, you’ll be a year older #imtoooldforthisshit #decemberbirthday #christmastimebirthday #grinchAF #itsbeginningtolookalotlikefuckthis #needavacay