Remus: If you haven’t smelled each other’s farts, are you even in love?
Janus: You farted on our second date.
Remus: Well I knew you were the one.
Janus: While sitting on my lap, just for the record-
Remus: You loved it-
#demus #sorrynotsorry #incorrectsanderssides
Orange: *in unison with virgil* YOU BOZO AND A HALF! OH MY GOD--
Janus: *wetting himself laughing*
Remus: I mashed B on purpose so I could go get some snacks!
Virgil: I need to play with new people! I actually need to play this game with different people!
#incorrectsanderssides
Roman: Not much could ruin today!
Remus: Greetings!
Roman: Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.
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Remus: Want to help me commit a felony?
Janus: What the hell?!
Remus: Sorry, my bad *whispering* Want to help me commit a felony?
Janus: Of course, what do you need?
#incorrectsanderssides
Logan: Patton, you've been staring at the wall blankly for three hours, what's wrong?
Patton: Do you think Thomas is still 'it' from a childhood game of tag?
Logan: ...I will admit I've never thought about it before, and now its the only thing I'll think about all day
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Roman: *aiming his sword at something in the shadows* I apologize. I cannot let you live for you have terrorized the one I love for far too long-
cThomas: Uh what?
Patton: There’s a sp- spider
#royality #incorrectsanderssides
cThomas: *lovestruck sigh*
Patton: I know what you’re feeling Thomas! The L word-
Remus: Yeah! Leprosy!
Patton: No, no no, it’s four letters, it starts with L and ends with E!
Remus: Oh right! LICE!
#incorrectsanderssides
Logan: *texting* Answer your phone when I call.
Janus: *texting back* I don’t have a phone, stop calling me
#incorrectsanderssides
Still very proud of this Mean Girls IQ I wrote with Janus as Regina and Sleep as Cady
Special appearance by Remus as THE BUS 😂😂😂 cw/swearing
#incorrectsanderssides #sleepsanders
Roman: I changed all his clocks to PM instead of AM-
cThomas: Oh boy. We may have overdone it-
Patton: *bursting through the door* WHAT TIME IS IT???
#incorrectsanderssides #pattonsanders
Patton: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Logan: Yes.
Patton: I love you.
Logan: It back.
*5 minutes later*
Virgil: *appears* Why is Patton crying face down on the floor?
#logicality #incorrectsanderssides
Patton: Thanks for having us over!
Logan: Glad you could make it-
Patton: This is my new husband Remus. He’s in the door business-
Remus: *starts chainsawing through the wall*
Patton: *yelling over the chainsaw* HE LOVES TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE-
#intruality #incorrectsanderssides
Roman: he was a punk she did ballet
Virgil: all alone, on the edge of 17
Patton: when his parents built a very strange machine
Janus: watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Remus: ayyy Macarena
Logan: horrible job everyone
#incorrectsanderssides
Patton: What did you do today, Jan?
Janus: I prevented a murder-
Patton: Oh my goodness! How did you do that?
Janus: *takes a deep breath; looks over at Remus* Self. Control.
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Virgil: This is just so frustrating, I really thought he was the one, you know?
Marcus: *looking up at Virgil*
Virgil: Oh why am I even talking to you? You eat all your boyfriends-
👇👇
Roman: He’s so beautiful—
Logan: … who?
Roman: Me
Logan: *sighs* Of course
#incorrectsanderssides
Roman: It’s illegal to be cuter than me!
Virgil: Logan is going to jail then.
#analogical #incorrectsanderssides
Logan: Remus, what is that?
Remus: *wearing a kids safety backpack* You like it? Jan got it for me. He said it was all the rage in stylish bags.
Logan: -it’s a leash
Janus: *holding the other end* It’s damage control-
#incorrectsanderssides
Patton: *shakily picks up a tiny teacup, looks up at Remus*
Remus: *nods*
Patton: *drops it to the ground; it shatters* Oh. Ohhh—
Remus: Well I’ve just created the cutest monster ever. Keep going babe—
#intruality #incorrectsanderssides
Janus: Yeah, when I said bring me back something from the beach, I meant like a shell or some drift wood—
Remus: *struggling to hold a seagull* Well next time, f#cking SAY THAT
#incorrectsanderssides
Roman: If you don’t stop being a pig…then you are NOT coming to my future wedding!
Remus: Well FINE Bro Ho, by the power vested in me I now pronounce you and your stupid future fiancée BLOCKED and DELETED. You may now KISS MY A$$!
#incorrectsanderssides
Patton: Uh shaking fist? Shake! Milk shake! Milk! Milk! No? Not milk! Um, shake? Not shake? Cocktail shake! Cocktail! Uh, you want a Harvey Wallbanger??
Logan: *through choking* Harvey.. wallbanger????
Patton: Well I don’t know??
Logan: How is Harvey Wallbanger one word??
#incorrectsanderssides
Remus: Dear Santa;
Remus: I’m writing to you to tell you that I’ve been very naughty…
Remus: …and it was worth it, you fat, judgemental bastard…
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Roman: Maybe the real treasure was the memories we made along the way—
Janus: I literally almost died
Roman: That… was my favourite memory. I’ll treasure it forever—
#incorrectsanderssides #romansanders #janussanders
Roman: Have you heard the term ‘skeletons in your closet’?
Remus: Like figuratively or literally?
Roman: The fact that I have to specify…
#incorrectsanderssides #creativitwins
Virgil: I feel like I can be myself when I’m around you-
Logan: You’re very awkward and quiet around me-
Virgil: Yes
#incorrectsanderssides
Janus: Can you pass the salt?
Virgil: Can you pass away?
Janus: Too much salt—
#incorrectsanderssides
Logan: When’s the last time you slept?
Roman: *working on his play* Uh… a few… days? Ago? I think?
Logan: What?? How many days??
Roman: *stops writing and starts counting on his fingers* I… wait, I need more fingers…
Logan: What you need is sleep!
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