Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: I just want the whole world to know that this was a really crappy camp. [covers microphone with his hand] Can I say 'crappy' on TV?
Kent: Yes, on this network, you can.
#thesimpsons #kampkrusty #bart #kentbrockman
"It's in the Book of Revelations, people!" #TheSimpsons #KentBrockman
Daily Simpsons quotes.
Kent Brockman: Hello, I'm Kent Brockman, and welcome to another edition of Smartline. Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people would say, "No, of course not, what kind of stupid question is that?"
#thesimpsons #kentbrockman #itchy&scratchy&marge
I for one salute our new futa overlords #KentBrockman
Daily Simpsons quote.
Kent Brockman: A mysterious electrical storm is current wreaking havoc with our studio, but I'm not one of those brainless dolts who mindlessly reads a teleprompter-r-r-r-r Error 401 backslash backslash, colon reset C drive, shutting down.
#thesimpsons #kentbrockman #simpsorama
Daily Simpsons quote.
Kent Brockman: And with the last senior citizen gently reminded that they cannot vote at IHOP, the results are now final. History is made. Marge Simpson is our new mayor. The first woman and the second to pee sitting down.
#thesimpsons #kentbrockman #TheOldBlueMayor
Daily Simpsons quote.
Kent Brockman: Our top story, a Springfield mother has been arrested for an outrageous negligée. The... Sorry, I'm being told it's negligence, which is very boring.
#thesimpsons #kentbrockman #orangeisthenewyellow
Daily Simpsons quote.
Kent Brockman: Springfield has risen from the ashes like a phoenix! That's phoenix, the mythical bird, not Phoenix, the cultureless, Mars-scape of the Southwest. (chuckles)
#thesimpsons #kentbrockman #montyburnsfleeingcircus
What if Eye on Springfield was a real TV Show?
#thesimpsons #eyeonspringfield #simpsons #kentbrockman #homersimpson #bartsimpson #klingai #leonardoai #midjourney #kling2.0
youtu.be/9m6jGsL5DCM?...
Daily Simpsons quote.
Kent Brockman: A philantropist. A humanitarian. A man of peace. These are among the people who have come to spit on Montgomery Burns' grave.
#thesimpsons #kentbrockman #thefoolmonty
Daily Simpsons quote.
Kent Brockman: Excuse me, sir, did you see my broadcast tonight?
Comic Book Guy: Oh, God, no. I get my news from the Internet like any normal person under 70. Farewell, dinosaur.
#thesimpsons #kentbrockman #comicbookguy #YouKentAlwaysSayWhatYouWant
Daily Simpsons quotes.
Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman, Channel 6 News. I gorge on kettle corn during the sports and weather.
Spangler: We know. Your side fat's starting to spill over to channel 5 and 7. I hope you're getting 3 paychecks.
#thesimpsons #kentbrockman #spangler
Daily Simpsons quote.
Kent Brockman: Channel 6 News rocks! A car chase every night, or the weather girl wears a tube top! And if she doesn't, you win a pizza!
#thesimpsons #kentbrockman #sheusedtobemygirl
Daily Simpsons quite.
Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, with a special live report from the headquarters of Krusty opponent John Armstrong. How can I prove we're live? Penis! Now here's the candidate.
#thesimpsons #kentbrockman
Daily Simpsons quote.
Kent Brockman: Top of the morning to ye on this gray, grizzly afternoon. Kent O'Brockman, live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians. #thesimpsons #kentbrockman
Advent comic 10:
#christmas #comic #adventcalendar #oc #james #elvira #zara #paige #fin #grojband #carrie #mina #spongebob #patrick #thesimpsons #kentbrockman
Daily Simpsons quote.
Kent Brockman: (on TV) Down here at Springfield Mall, a crowd appeared to have turned its rage… on the Leftorium. Surprisingly, people are grabbing things with both hands, suggesting it's not just southpaws in this rampaging mob. #thesimpsons #kentbrockman
Trump's victory (gag) is making Morning Joe a little antsy. #Trump #MorningJoe #JoeScarborough #MikaBrzezinski #HailAnts #TheSimpsons #KentBrockman #MAGA
#SupremeCourt #TrumpImmunity #BreakingNews #KentBrockman #Election2024 #SCOTUS #USPolitics #LegalNews #PresidentialImmunity #TrumpCase #JusticeSystem #BreakingUpdates #PoliticalNews #CourtRuling #DonaldTrump #AmericanDemocracy #justicematterswithglennkirschner
www.tiktok.com/@kentbrockma...
It's probably for the best that we can fly only after shuffling off this mortal coil.
#cicadathon #kentbrockman
Two different versions of Cobra Commander standing on both sides of Kent Brockman, all near a control console that appears to be inside a nuclear plant experiencing a meltdown.
Which Cobra Commander is more Evil?
#toys #actionfigures #toyphotography #toycollector @alttext.bsky.social #cobracommander #kentbrockman #simpsons #gijoe
