Overheard 11yo talking to their classmate,”I mean I don’t like going to school but it sure beats whatever THIS is!” #kidquotes #blizzard

Overheard in the hallway today, “I just wish I could stop farting.”
#kidquotes

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"If I win this round, you have to call me Master Linguini for the whole rest of the summer, alright?" – 13

"Yeah, alright." – 8

💀😂

#KidQuotes #Parenting

My son and I are doing our own thing in the living room while Pacific Rim 2 plays in the background.

Randomly, he said, "I feel like you would drift with a Kaiju and fall in love with it."

Here I am, Miss Mirror. Miss, "𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘴!"

Now look at me. 🪞😐😆

#KidQuotes #Parenting

"I chugged down my [Mario-shaped] Mac N Cheese!" – 8

I do not like this verb he has chosen.

I do not like it one little bit. 😐

#SensorialHorrorStory 😂
#Parenting #KidQuotes

50 Times Kids Delivered Such Good Quotes, People Just Had To Submit Them To This Account (New Pics) NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so fascinated by the questions and comments from her kindergarteners that she started an Instagram account called 'Live from Snack Time' to show everyone just how…

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Six year old: I made up a new word for poop! Butt butter! 🤮 #KidQuotes

Best thing my five year old said to me this week (besides calling me “m’lady” as he held the door for me 🤣): “Mama, stories make me feel calm.”

Oh, yes, me too, my love.

#mothering #storytelling #kidquotes #henryisms

On Free Time:

“Whenever we have any free time, my friends and I just start going crazy and being weird. I don’t trust anyone who uses their free time being normal. It’s sus and sad.”- 8

From the mouths of babes! 😆

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Watching Monty Python & the Holy Grail:

"I really want us to go to England & see castles & stuff. But, I know you'll want me to act out all of these scenes with you because my British accent is really, really good." -8

"I'll buy you the coconuts." -me

"Bro, I'm in." -8

😂

#Movienight #Kidquotes

The toilet was clogged today and I left the plunger in it with the handle hanging out.
Later my daughter (7) calls me into the bathroom yelling, “the toilet is smoking!”
#kidquotes #funnykids #momlife

Kids truly do say the darndest things 😂🥹💀

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