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girl fish and penguin are suspicious of each other

girl fish and penguin are suspicious of each other

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I am working on the next techno-mage issue, which will come out as a complete story sometime in April. I like to think this will result in a more enjoyable experience as opposed to rushing out parts and pages.

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triapul.cz presents:

sisypuss comes to delphi and puts money in the donation box

oracle: greetings sisypuss! what is your query?

sisypuss: i want to get rid of my brother and take over his kingdom.

oracle: that's not very nice... did you put a dollar in the box?

sisypuss: yeah

oracle: ok fine. listen up

triapul.cz presents: sisypuss comes to delphi and puts money in the donation box oracle: greetings sisypuss! what is your query? sisypuss: i want to get rid of my brother and take over his kingdom. oracle: that's not very nice... did you put a dollar in the box? sisypuss: yeah oracle: ok fine. listen up

SISYPUSS
A KITTY ODYSSEUS SPECIAL

part 1

SISYPUSS A KITTY ODYSSEUS SPECIAL part 1

sisypuss examines his wall of zeus' sexual history

sisypuss: i fucking hate gods

picks up a phone

sisypuss: cat news? i have something that might interest you. why? because i believe nobody should think they're untouchable.

ZEUS FILES

sisypuss examines his wall of zeus' sexual history sisypuss: i fucking hate gods picks up a phone sisypuss: cat news? i have something that might interest you. why? because i believe nobody should think they're untouchable. ZEUS FILES

Athena: zeus, this sisypuss guy is getting hella powerful...

zeus: i'm not worried, he's old. he'll be dead soon.

hermes: um- guys? have you seen today's paper?

paper: ZEUS FILES LEAKED, KING SISYPUSS RESPONSBILE

zeus: MOTHERFUCKER!

hephaestus: that would be oedipus dad.

zeus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, HEPHAESTUS!

shouting from mount olympus: SISYPUSS! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!

sisypuss sipping on a cocktail in his garden: bring it on, cunt

TBC!

Athena: zeus, this sisypuss guy is getting hella powerful... zeus: i'm not worried, he's old. he'll be dead soon. hermes: um- guys? have you seen today's paper? paper: ZEUS FILES LEAKED, KING SISYPUSS RESPONSBILE zeus: MOTHERFUCKER! hephaestus: that would be oedipus dad. zeus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, HEPHAESTUS! shouting from mount olympus: SISYPUSS! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD! sisypuss sipping on a cocktail in his garden: bring it on, cunt TBC!

Kitty Odysseus: Sisypuss pt1

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Ody: "nobody? I guess I'll go. Did I do the one about Purrseus and Meducat?"

Cats: "YES"

Cat: "I love that one! Tell it again pls!"

Ody: "Ok, so!"

Ody: "Purrseus reaches Meducat's lair. There's all these super realistic statues, but Purrseus knows what's up! He hears a rattle and shuts his eyes. Now he's down to his magic cat hearing!"

Cat notices Eurykittus in deep thought.

Cat: "Eurykittus, what's up?"

Eurykittus: "I have a bad feeling about this. Did you notice how some of this stuff is really big?"

Cat: "Yeah! I think it's from Costco. You worry too much! Come listen to Ody's story!"

Ody: "nobody? I guess I'll go. Did I do the one about Purrseus and Meducat?" Cats: "YES" Cat: "I love that one! Tell it again pls!" Ody: "Ok, so!" Ody: "Purrseus reaches Meducat's lair. There's all these super realistic statues, but Purrseus knows what's up! He hears a rattle and shuts his eyes. Now he's down to his magic cat hearing!" Cat notices Eurykittus in deep thought. Cat: "Eurykittus, what's up?" Eurykittus: "I have a bad feeling about this. Did you notice how some of this stuff is really big?" Cat: "Yeah! I think it's from Costco. You worry too much! Come listen to Ody's story!"

Brown_cat: "You guys missed it."

Eurykittus: "What happened?"

Brown_cat: "Purrseus cut off her head!"

Cat: "You don't say.."

outside the cave: "MOVE YOU STUPID SHEEP."

Cat: "Finally."

It's Polynyanus. The cyclops cat.

Ody: "HELLO SIR! MY NAME IS-"

Polynyanus: "MMM... KITTEN!"

Eurykittus: "Bail?"

Ody: "Bail."

Brown_cat: "You guys missed it." Eurykittus: "What happened?" Brown_cat: "Purrseus cut off her head!" Cat: "You don't say.." outside the cave: "MOVE YOU STUPID SHEEP." Cat: "Finally." It's Polynyanus. The cyclops cat. Ody: "HELLO SIR! MY NAME IS-" Polynyanus: "MMM... KITTEN!" Eurykittus: "Bail?" Ody: "Bail."

KITTY ODYSSEUS #3 part 2

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cats disembark on land, there are sheep around

Ody: "Bros, look!"

Cat: "A cave?"

Cat: "mmmm. mutton!"

Ody: "Let's check it out."

Eurykittus: "Odysseus, we should be careful. Remember last time?"

Ody: "Relax, Eurykittus. This is greece, everyone's super chill!"

Eurykittus thinks back on the rat massacre.

cats disembark on land, there are sheep around Ody: "Bros, look!" Cat: "A cave?" Cat: "mmmm. mutton!" Ody: "Let's check it out." Eurykittus: "Odysseus, we should be careful. Remember last time?" Ody: "Relax, Eurykittus. This is greece, everyone's super chill!" Eurykittus thinks back on the rat massacre.

Inside the cave.

Ody: "How about that."

Lot of cheese and ramen. Some of it extremely large.

The cats start picking it up and loading it in their sacks and boxes.

Ody: "Gentlemen! We can't just take what does not belong to us!"

Cat: "What"

Cat: "Is he high?"

Ody: "Come, let us sit and wait for our gracious host!"

Cat: "Eurykittus?"

Eurykittus shrugs.

The cats sit in a circle by a massive fire pit.

Ody: "Ok. who's turn is it to tell a story?"

...

tbc

Inside the cave. Ody: "How about that." Lot of cheese and ramen. Some of it extremely large. The cats start picking it up and loading it in their sacks and boxes. Ody: "Gentlemen! We can't just take what does not belong to us!" Cat: "What" Cat: "Is he high?" Ody: "Come, let us sit and wait for our gracious host!" Cat: "Eurykittus?" Eurykittus shrugs. The cats sit in a circle by a massive fire pit. Ody: "Ok. who's turn is it to tell a story?" ... tbc

KITTY ODYSSEUS #3 part 1

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PREVIOUSLY ON KITTY ODYSSEUS

Cats on a boat are bored. Cat wants to borrow another cat's nintendo, but the battery is dead.

Kitty Odysseus is bored, watching TV static. Eurykittus comes comfort him.

Suddenly: LAND!

The boat reaches the LOTUS WEED ISLAND, OPEN 24/7. Cats are happy.

LATER

Cats on a boat are hungry.

PREVIOUSLY ON KITTY ODYSSEUS Cats on a boat are bored. Cat wants to borrow another cat's nintendo, but the battery is dead. Kitty Odysseus is bored, watching TV static. Eurykittus comes comfort him. Suddenly: LAND! The boat reaches the LOTUS WEED ISLAND, OPEN 24/7. Cats are happy. LATER Cats on a boat are hungry.

KITTY ODYSSEUS 2.5

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