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sisypuss comes to delphi and puts money in the donation box
oracle: greetings sisypuss! what is your query?
sisypuss: i want to get rid of my brother and take over his kingdom.
oracle: that's not very nice... did you put a dollar in the box?
sisypuss: yeah
oracle: ok fine. listen up
SISYPUSS
A KITTY ODYSSEUS SPECIAL
part 1
sisypuss examines his wall of zeus' sexual history
sisypuss: i fucking hate gods
picks up a phone
sisypuss: cat news? i have something that might interest you. why? because i believe nobody should think they're untouchable.
ZEUS FILES
Athena: zeus, this sisypuss guy is getting hella powerful...
zeus: i'm not worried, he's old. he'll be dead soon.
hermes: um- guys? have you seen today's paper?
paper: ZEUS FILES LEAKED, KING SISYPUSS RESPONSBILE
zeus: MOTHERFUCKER!
hephaestus: that would be oedipus dad.
zeus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, HEPHAESTUS!
shouting from mount olympus: SISYPUSS! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!
sisypuss sipping on a cocktail in his garden: bring it on, cunt
TBC!
Kitty Odysseus: Sisypuss pt1
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