Why take the high road, when you can take the psycho path?
#kooky #fails #silly #partyrawk
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Imagine kindnesses
Instead cold-hearted killing
Much worse than kooky
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#vss365 #kooky #haiku
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Headlines are buzzing
Is it bees or wasps?
No, it's humans
The former aren't around much
Y'know, extinction & such
In the year of 2026 T.D.—that's tyrannical days
Remember I says
In times of #unmissable #slapdash
That hurts one too many
It's only fair
You're feeling a little #kooky
#vss365
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Her phone is easy to give up. But she misses fast food. No #slapdash unhealthy meals since her dad had the #kooky idea to live like a pioneer.
"Takeout? Take out that axe and chop the head off that old bird."
The blade hovers. She can't do it, not even for KFC. Beans and rice again. #vss365
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"You fight very #slapdash so it was easy to take your ass down," Cosmo said. "This is why your moves were #unmissable to me."
"Then, how come I was able to take the whole class down?" Jin argued.
"They underestimated your size. Me? My handsome #kooky ass knew." #vss365
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No, i did not slap my dash last night to Nikki
I’m not nuts
No sir…
Just kooky crazy
Let’s be honest
Who i’m talking to?
Myself, because i’m crazy
Like a clock that’s right twice a day
I’m always wrong
Yeah…
#vss365 #kooky #slapdash
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Kooky is a stranger.
Kooky lives in trees.
Kooky's a koala.
Hey Kooky, sing with me...
Repeat chorus:
Kooky, Kooky, how are you?
Kooky, Kooky, we're love too!
Kooky, Kooky, lives near me.
Hey there Kooky, sing with me. 🎶
🐨
#vss365 #kidssong #kooky #KoalaBear
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Bish! Bash! I’m #slapdash. Got no cash but always on the lash. Fag ash all over my tache.
Lookie, lookie. She’s so #kooky or is it cookie? I just got lucky. She wanted to f … eel good. Didn’t know if I should but then I got wood, so decided I would.
Life’s on the skids, never wanted kids.
#vss365
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'I like the new officer seconded to your Supernatural Crimes Squad,' Fred told Lis. 'She's #kooky.'
'If you mean so #slapdash, she forgot to put a wizard in the warded cells, I agree with you.'
Lis was still seething over Lorenzo the Magical's escape.
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The cafe's decorator had mistaken #slapdash for #kooky, every wall covered in kitsch that couldn't quite be called charming. There were walls where walls had no business being. I had a sudden vision of a collapse, me, being buried by one bad brunch decision. #vss365
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Watching them chase
invisibles
room to room
kitchen counter to bookcase crown
I wonder which of us is more #kooky:
them for hunting phantoms,
or me for almost seeing them
a whisker’s breadth ahead?
#vss365
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"We should really get up earlier," Nora said as she nudged Bob. "That's #kooky talk before I've had a cup of coffee," he yawned. He didn’t even try to move toward the kitchen, and Nora expected as much.
#vss365
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“Whatever happened to that nice boy you brought to the barbecue? Michael?”
“Marlon, who sucks. I dumped him on Tuesday, Mom. I thought he was cool until he said Aunt Agatha was ‘kinda #kooky.’”
“Hm, so we’re hexing him?”
“Oh yeah, Auntie Aggie’s bringing all the stuff.”
#vss365
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"What? You don't like it?"
"No."
"But you're eccentric and weird."
"I still think #Kooky isn't a good name for a sorcerer."
#VSS365
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#vss365 I'm emotionally extremely serious. I've had no choice about that given the high and tight curveballs that life has thrown at me, but I am intellectually #kooky. Give me chaos. I thrive on it.
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So, I had another kooky dream this morning. Capybaras, one a baby, frolicked on a dark green lush front lawn. Then in the distance something big and black came: not a water ox, but a kooky boy moose.
(pause)
Doc? Explain how this is really about my mom? She wasn't moosical.
#vss365 #prompt #kooky
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Don't screw the screws so tight
Chase #kooky nonpejorative
Hire a full-time drummer
March in time signatures so fluid
you just mush the notes together.
As a bonus, you'll save paper
Use the excess sheets
to map out dreams
As yet uncrushed
By folks who tell you
there are ways to be.
#vss365
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"Ya know wat I realise watchin dese old Addams Family shows?" Riz asked.
"What?" I replied.
"Dat I can't tell if dey were #kooky enuff ta be our cilents, or strange enuff ta be our problem."
"I wouldn't want to fight them, that's for sure."
"Mortica tho..."
#vss365 #riztherogue
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Fruit grows
In #kooky shapes—
Lemon harvest
Brought to you by a silly-looking lemon my kids picked in the yard today
#VSS365 #Micropoetry
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I confess I find
#kooky peeps
to be of a kindred mind
even though
I've retired from the Freak Show
so I no longer
do the organ grinder dance
for loose coins
and pity accolades
#vss365 #poetry #poem
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A young #poet on a barstool, beneath a wobbly fan, finished something experimental about rockets and hemp.
"That was KOOKY," said Gregory. "I mean #kooky kooky. Dylan Thomas by way of my cousin Sal's bookie."
I didn't understand a word this villager said. "In England, we say biscuit."
2/2 #vss365
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Charles insisted I see what American #poetry had become.
"You'll hate it," he said. "But you'll learn something."
He was correct on both counts.
I met his friend Gregory, a Beat #poet of genuine if chaotic talent, at a cramped table in a basement café on MacDougal Street.
1/2 #vss365 #kooky
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January 2013 = Flyboarding and jet ski offshore from Dromana beach...A flyboard is a type of hydro flight device that uses water propulsion to lift the user into the air. It combines elements of wakeboarding, surfing and acrobatics.
buzz of flyboarding
a rather #kooky tactic
for riding the waves
#vss365 #haiku #micropoetry
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#Kooky the Witch pondered the spell that turned her cat inside out, reworked the incantations, recounted the ounces of this and that, and saw where she went wrong
She mused on the poor deer, found the resurrection spell, and rushed to her broom for ingredients
#vss365
#WritingCommunity
#ReadetSky
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It was no wonder she was
a most kooky child you could meet.
Her father lived in his head,
while her delightful mother
was wild from her head to her feet.
She was off on adventures
from the day she was born,
way up to space,
or carried away by the wind of a storm.
#vss365 #kooky
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