Happurry Hallowe’en from Count Korkula! The Count was out on the prowl when the moon was up, fangs polished, and whiskers sharp, spreading spooky charm across the village! Keep your treats close and your necks covered...
Motto of the Day: A little bite never hurts anyone!
#korkykatt
Korky, my tuxedo cat, lounges alone on a row of empty arena seats, while a man with swept-back blonde hair salutes him from the arena floor, and we all know who that is -Trump on his failed birthday parade. The scene is stark, with the cat appearing unimpressed and the man obliviously reverent.
Trump threw himself a birthday parade. Cost millions. No one came. Except Korky. Who lay down out of sheer disbelief. The salute? Not accepted.
Motto of the Day: Lounge in protest. Let fools salute the silence.
#korkykatt #kattofthepeople #notmypresident #catresistance
#kkknowsbest
Kings? Overrated. Equality purrvails. #korkykatt #nokings #tuxedorepublic #equalpaws #catsofinstagram #kkforthepeeps
Korky, my tuxedo cat, stars as a plush Jedi hero in a spoof Star Wars toy package titled ‘The Meow Awakens.’ He stands proudly in a cosmic-themed box holding a tuna-shaped lightsaber, flanked by tiny mouse-droid sidekicks, ready to pounce on the Dark Side, one treat at a time.
May the FIFTH be with you… We overslept. Jedi Korky reporting for duty, fashionably late, armed with a tuna-sabre and a suspicious amount of catnip. The Meow Awakens… and demands snacks! #korkykatt
On the stairs. One paw on yesterday, one on tomorrow. I think that’s what missing a toy feels like. Dusty’s scent is fading in the bin! Hummie says something coming... crickety? I don’t know what that means. For now, I stay half-zooom, half-zoomed out. Love is a funny sort of furball. #korkykatt
My tuxedo cat Korky is lying on Ikea faux fur rug, and blue velvet sofa, stretched out posing in splendour backed by puffed cushions leaving little room for me! Quite adorable!
Saturday Stretched Sloth: Wrapped in fluff, draped in dreams! No room for Hummie. The faux sheepskin is mine.The pillows are mine.
The floor is yours. Choose your battles wisely, Hummie!
#catlife #tuxiepower #staffproblems #korkykatt
My tuxedo cat Korky is curled up comfortably on an office chair, sitting on a white cushion next to a cream knitted blanket. The chair is positioned at a desk with a keyboard, notebooks, a colourful floral mug, and other work items. The human’s stool is visible beside the desk, implying the cat has taken over the chair. Human is now sitting on piano stool out of sight!
Left my seat for two minutes to grab a cuppa… came back to find His Royal Loafness has annexed it.
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I’m now working from the piano stool while Lord Korkington oversees operations from the plush throne. Send help. And maybe a second chair.
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#KorkyKatt #CatBoss #LoafLife #WorkingForTheCat #SeatTaken
Korky my tuxedo cat wrapped up as an action pack toy!
#korkykatt ready for a bit of action! #actiontoy
Saturday Silent Sulk:
Curiosity drew me to the shed. Then Hummie powered up the mower. The next thing I know is a neighbourhood chorus of buzzing beasts.
I’ve retreated to the Jacobean Fortress. Do not disturb unless bearing poultry!
#TuxedoTales #korkykatt #MowerMadness #JudgeKorky #SaturdaySulk
Friday Forbidden Flashback: Hummie told me not to. I heard the humoid. But the verboten sheepskin whispered... And I answered with jazz paws!
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May 2020
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#korkykatt #MoonlightKneading #VerbotenButVelvety #KneadToBeMe #TuxedoTempo
Korky my tuxedo cat lying on the carpet with the most dirty paws wearing a Irish bandanna with a leprechaun on it - wishing all a happurry St Pawtrick’s Day ☘️🇮🇪
Happurry St Pawtrick’s Day ☘️🇮🇪💚
May your sunbeams be warm
And your naps ever grand
May treats fill your bowl
And be served by hand.
May your paws find soft places
And your whiskers stay spry
May your humoid adore you
As you rule from on high!
Yours dirty pawed Cóircín (Kor-keen) O’Katt #korkykatt
Korky my tuxedo cat bursts through a sheet of paper with a paw out and the title above surrounded by hearts is LOVE
The world could use a little extra love, and #KorkyKatt is here to deliver! Bursting through with a paw full of ❤️ just for you. Take as much as you need! #SpreadTheLove
To keep things light when there is darkness all about! Throwback from #korkykatt
Tuesday Trouble Talons: Behold, my kingdom under the stool of feets! The purrfect spot for clawtastic sharpening, ensuring swift spins on the plush new carpets. Alas, Hummie does not share my appreciation for fine feline craftsmanship! Becheesus! #korkykatt #cats
Morning Hummie... I'm having a needy time with the verboten sheepskin cushion! #korkykatt #cats
Saturday Sneaky Surprise: Hummie was utterly bamboozled, couldn’t find me anywhere! Then, with the grace of a whiskered ninja, I ambled out of the Flicker Box Fortress. We feline-types excel at upending humanoid lives, don’t we? #korkykatt #catsofbluesky #catsofinstagram
After all the festivities, I’ve got the Zoomies like never before! The paw de resistance? Adding some artistic claw grooves to the brand-new carpet because nothing says “home improvement” like a bit of feline flair! It’s all paws on deck for this speedy spectacle! #korkykatt
A black and white cat named Korky gazes intently from within a wooden frame adorned with snowflakes and pinecones. The festive winter-themed border adds a cosy, seasonal touch, highlighting Korky's curious expression.
Happurries for Monday and the week ahead, Skywriters! 😻 #catsofbluesky #korkykatt
Korky tuexdo cat, next to a box that was full of scrunched paper with treats in it. After rummaging in the small box, he threw all the paper out which strewn around the rug!
KK: Hummie’s devised a nighttime masterpiece: Find The Treat! Goal? Retrieve gem nuggets and let it sleep. With a quick whisker-twitch of genius, I cracked it and tipped the lot out like the clever katt I am. Game over, Hummie. What’s next?
#korkykatt # #tuxedocats
