go my tags #a #b #c #d #e #f #g #h #i #j #k #lmnop #q #r #s #t #u #v #w #x #y #z #nowiknowmtabcsnexttimewontyousingwithme #pvz #theidiotintheimagewouldbescaredofitselftbh
#LMNOP: the Tennessee Titans have released safety Xavier Woods. No word on the status of Kofi Kingston.
#LMNOP: free agent pitcher Alex Faedo. I can’t decide if that sounds more like a character from The Godfather, or Lord of the Rings.
#LMNOP: the Colorado @Avalanche brought up forward Ivan Ivan. Congrats congrats!
Banner work
#art #digitalart #OC #LMNOP #Digitalcomic
#LMNOP: the @#HoustonTexans signed Defensive Lineman Leki Fotu. Is he part of the Bloodline or an MFT? Also, the #Buccaneers signed Linebacker Nick Jackson. #youngbucks
#LMNOP: the Minnesota @Vikings release wide receiver Lucky Jackson. He immediately signs with the @UFL Wichita Scoundrels and changes his name to Unlucky Jackson.
#LMNOP: the @ChicagoBears cut cornerback Tre Flowers, and signed cornerback Dallis Flowers. Everything’s coming up roses!
#LMNOP: the Pittsburgh @steelers have waived wide receiver Brandon Johnson. I guess he was just as bad at football as he is at running Chicago.
#LMNOP: the Boston @RedSox have optioned outfielder Jhostynxon Garcia. Probably just got tired of struggling to spell and/or pronounce that.
#LMNOP: the Chicago #whitesox optioned pitcher Elvis Peguero. That’s right. Elvis has left the White Sox.
#LMNOP: the Milwaukee @Brewers have sent pitcher Robert Gasser to Nashville on a rehab assignment. No word from the team if it was due to locker room complaints from teammates.
Blue-green background. Text: The Sun Diamond Princess & the Blind Assassin by Elise Betz The Pitch - badly poorly (badly and poorly are struck through) snarkily written Horny as f*ck Princess Myra is taken to a brothel by her f*ckably hot best friend/sword master to end her female equivalent of blue balls. What a coinkidink! There is a mix-up, which interferes with Myra losing the big V. The shaggable blind assassin, Arzhang, saves her from the real assassin sent by her psycho-b*tch mom who wants her dead. What better way to overthrow her mom than to run away with Arzhang, offer her virginity up to the incel, Emperor Zviad, ruling the country they are warring with and broker peace with a marriage, then kick mom off the throne. What could go wrong? Besides being in love with cinnamon roll Arzhang and hating the sexist, petulant douche-bag of a snack Zviad.
Blue-green background. Text: The Sun Diamond Princess & the Blind Assassin by Elise Betz Why should literary agents represent my book? The romantacy market is already saturated. Let’s add another to the pile! Pretty princess? F*ck no. She’s tall, a bit butch, has a short temper, and swears like a Black Sun pirate. We’re sick of weak, helpless women who can’t properly swing a sword. It’s Disability Pride month and my romantic interest is blind. He falls in love with the princess at first sniff. We need more smell kink representation in literature.
Blue-green background. Text: The Sun Diamond Princess & the Blind Assassin AITA: Princess Myra Edition Myra wants to overthrow her mother, the Queen Regent, just because the Queen sent an assassin to kill her, started a war based on a false flag, and is profiting off the perpetuation of war. F*ck the Military Industrial Complex! Myra gives sex education books to the women of the court to subvert to sexually repressive patriarchal culture of her fiancé’s country. F*ck repression of sex ed! Once Myra becomes Pro tem Queen, she ends Voluntia’s 1,572 year history of hereditary monarchy and changes it to an elected position. F*ck the monarchy!
Blue-green background The Sun Diamond Princess & the Blind Assassin Princess Myra’s To-Do List Lose my virginity to the hot blind prostitute, Arzhang (and former assassin), bought for my 18th birthday. Don’t die from real assassin queen-mom sent. Next time I set an assassin’s body on fire, don’t leave behind the bottle of birth control when going on the run. Avoid getting preggers from Arzhang! Oral only. Offer up virginity as bargaining chip to marry douchey Emperor Zviad, who can help me over throw psycho mom & end war with his country. Don’t lose my sh*t when walking up the aisle to marry Zviad (he kisses like a dead fish). Send Thank You note to Zviad for backing out and letting me marry sex-god, cinnamon roll Arzhang instead.
The #UnhingedPit #AgentsGuide to The Sun Diamond Princess & the Blind Assassin
#A #R #F #RF #Q #LMNOP
📗Who has the 12th century tale of Tristan & Isolde with an HEA for a comp? 👉THIS👈 author.
🛌🛖 One bed at the shepherd's hut.
😲 WHAT THE HELL?????
Srly????
Holy Crap! 🤦♂️
#LMNOP
LMnOP is the title.
#sketch #digitalsketch #lmnop #art
Random character designs.
#digitalart #art #webcomic #sketch #lmnop
A pic I did ages ago.
Happy May 4th!!!
#starwars #may4th #starwarsday #digitalart #lmnop
The New Alphabet Song - BYD Clips from Ep275 #kids #kid #children #learning #alphabet #lmnop #preschool #preschoolers #goddard #funny #funnyclips #school #kindergarten #comedy #comedypodcast #education #educational
Aê, quem curte música eletrônica, #LMNOP, grupo da Nova Zelândia. #Tidal me apresentou, porque dependendo do YouTube Music, eu só vou escutar o que toca na minha bolha...
tidal.com/browse/track...
#MoodMusic
Day 19 - Relief
Season Of Relief ~ LMNOP
youtu.be/8YatFcC3g5Q?...
donw7.bandcamp.com/track/season...
#LMNOP
"I hear jazz music", I said.
Is it the magic cookies? 🪄🍪
Maybe it's just musical synesthesia?
#music #jazz #lovesong #love #loveyou #iloveyou #loveyoubaby #thc #gay #lmnop #andsometimeY
You're pregnant now. You're having my alien baby. IT only takes 3 days. I'm sorry and I love you.
😂 💕
Ms. McDrizzle
#witch #sketch #digitaldrawing #lmnop #art
A Magic Story quick sketch
Main Character #1: Ellie
#art #sketch #drawing #lmnop #characterdesign