In memory of the Iraq War:
George W Bush
"The vast number of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful free world...
And we will find these people.
And ah
we will bring them to justice"

#malapropisms

So today hubby referred to cruciferous vegetables (broccoli, cauliflower, brussel sprouts etc) as *carniverous* vegetables and so that is what I will now be calling them for the rest of my life
#puns #humour #veggies #malapropisms

First-come, first-serve -- The correct phrase is first-come, first-served. It means to be served in the order in which you arrive. "The seating for the concert is first-come first-served." #grammar #grammardiva #idioms #malapropisms #language

Another thing coming/Another think coming - Although most of us say "another thing coming," it is actually "another think coming." Truth. #grammar #grammardiva #malapropisms #idioms

Eggcorns: Dive into the Witty World of Misheard Words Eggcorns are like linguistic muffins—deliciously mixed-up but oddly satisfying! They remind us that even our brain blunders can spark creative brilliance.

Escape goat or A doggy-dog world Let’s celebrate our #linguistic quirks together—without blame, just pure creative joy #Wordplay #LanguageLovers #blogs #CreativeWriting #Lingo #Puns #Lit #Text #Eggcorns #Malapropisms #subscribe

Gulf of Mexico ?
Gulf of MuskyCo
Gulf of Muskylol
#Malapropisms

Do You Have Chlamydia?: A Tale of Malapropisms, Clematis, and Eternal Embarrassment There’s a certain magic to malapropisms — a kind of linguistic alchemy where what you meant to say collides spectacularly with what you…

🌸 Ever asked a stranger about chlamydia when you meant clematis?

It happened, and it was unforgettable. Dive into my hilariously awkward tale of malapropisms, flowers, and public embarrassment. You don’t want to miss this!

👉 Read it here: bit.ly/3VL0jSf

🌱✨ #Humor #Malapropisms #WritingCommunity

"sayings which do not pass mustard" 😀

@brianbilston.bsky.social

#poetry #malapropisms #GreyPoupon 🍽️

Seen on The Other Place today: reference to putting someone on a “pedal stool”.
#malapropisms
#eggcorns