#summervibes #lowhangers #swingingballs #heavyballs #ballplay #fullballs #hard #cock #balls #cockplay #ballplay #guysstuff #bator #edging #batebro #gaysex #wank #wanker #boner #nakedman #nudeman #naked #horny #weekendvibes #manspreader
Darf man sich neben einen #manspreader im bus setzen mit den worten "spreiz die beine, mädel!"?
Send help. Squished on
#Subway.
#manspreader at large.
I've reached max impatience with public transport. Escaping the whining Harris and Rona, I am now squeezed into 2/3rds of a seat by a #manspreader.
Can men not sit with their knees together 🤔
Als eher ältere, unfuckable Frau, traue ich mich #manspreader zu trotzen.
*Breitbeinig neben Dude sitzend gesendet*
The former #Manspreader briefly wakes up from his nap and tries to spread his legs again, but to no avail. I'm taking up that space, baby. It's mine now. Cuz now I'm-
#womanspreading. 14/
So now! Dude is no longer a #Manspreader. Maybe, just maybe, I can be:
A #WOMANSPREADER.
(Side Note 3: A fourth N train has just passed. MTA gods don't want me to get home at all tonight)
#Manspreader knows the jig: I'm not moving my knee. So, in REVERSAL, just as I had my legs crossed earlier, he proceeds to cross his own legs! Now dude is the opposite of #manspreading: he's taking as little room as possible. He resumes his attempted nap. Huzzah! 11/
THEN! The #Manspreader wakes up from his nap! He moves his knee away from me momentarily. He then tries to place it back where my knee is-and touches my knee uncomfortably again. I don't budge. 10/
Have you ever held your breath for a while? It felt like that. One minute passed, two minutes, of just keeping my knee touching his as uncomfortably as I could. Fauré was soothing me on my headphones. This #Manspreader is not going to win, goddammit. 8/
Did have to share pic of one #manspreader (w his Inaugural shirt) on a SRO train - judging you for your choices, sartorial & otherwise. 3/
I want to wear a sign that says "I know I'm a #manspreader but the laws of physics and the seat in front of me prevent my legs closing"
You know those blogs that shame #manspreader
I legit can't close my legs on @metlinkwgtn bus window-seats
#tallGirl #tall #livingInFear
