I try to teach my students to leave their assumptions at the door, which is not going well with our topic of "Proof by Induction"
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My wife asked me if these two lines will intersect in 3D space. I said, I'm the maths teacher, so I will ask "-ew"
In other news, I'm sleeping on the sofa again.
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Word of the day: Vinculum - The line used in a fraction.
Joke of the day: There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
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Illustration of a tree with geometric symbols on it. The text reads: What's a maths teacher's favourite kind of tree? Geometry!
Here’s one final joke from us for #InternationalJokeDay 🌳 Which one has been your favourite maths joke today? Or do you have any even better #MathsJokes to share?
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Illustration of a large herd of cows. The text reads: A farmer counted 396 cows in his field. But when he rounded them up he had 400.
Have you had enough of our #MathsJokes yet? Well, sorry, we’re not done yet. Got to milk #InternationalJokeDay all we can. Speaking of milking, here’s a joke about cows…
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An illustration of a chicken with a speech bubble. The speech bubble has the numbers 1 2 3 inside it. The text reads" Did you hear about the hen who could count her own eggs? She was a mathemachicken!
This is our favourite maths joke🐔 We tried it out on a couple of children, and they all thought it was hilarious too! But you can make up your own mind 😉
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An illustration showing on the two large yellow number fours on the left with the words. The fours have eyes and a mouth, one is smiling and one is looking surprised. On the right is a large pink number eight. The text reads: Why did the two fours skip lunch? Because they already eight!
Lunch time! And we have the perfect lunch time maths pun for you, in honour of #InternationalJokeDay. Let us know what your favourite #MathsJokes are.
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An illustration of a pencil case containing a pencil and eraser. Next to the pencil case is a pen, and a ruler with a crown at one end of it. The text reads: Who is the king of the pencil case? The ruler!
It’s #InternationalJokeDay, so we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to share some of our best (*cough*) maths jokes with you throughout the day. Here’s one to start you off. Feel free to share your favourite #MathsJokes with us too!
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I predicted the collapse of civilization way back when I learnt that 1.99999... = 2.00000...
(Two #MathsJokes for the price of one, and another excuse to overuse my favourite punctuation... the ellipse).
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A path with chicken wire through trees looking out to some hills.
As a maths teacher who has taught networks and has done a lot of wandering today, someone needs to remind @TasmaniaParks that a circuit starts and ends at the same point. They've all been beautiful walks though. #mathsjokes #mathjokes
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Just a little something to spread some #maths joy this Monday morning. 😀
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