😪 So I had to go to the GP today because I think I'm getting tinnitus or hearing loss. She asked "Can you describe the symptoms?"
"Sure" I said "Homer is the fat one and Marge has blue hair."
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How do you know that the Grim Reaper is pansexual?
Death comes for everyone
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Bilbo woke up one day to find a Tesco had been built right beside his gaff.
It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area.
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Today, I learned that Mortal Kombat is based on an old Scandinavian Church song!!!
It's a Finnish Hymn.
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can?
Because his wife died.
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A little Johnny joke, shared by Melty Shirts. Little Johnny was in class one day and the teacher asked him, “what does your father do Johnny?” He says “He’s a magician miss!” “How interesting, what’s his favourite trick?” She asks, to which he responds“ He saws people in half!” “Oh wow!” She exclaims “That must be amazing to see! And do you have any brothers and sisters?” “Yes” says Johnny “I’ve got one half brother and two half sisters!” #jokeoftheday #meltyjokes #jokes
What results did Macauley Culkin's character in My Girl get in his exams?
All B's
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Kid: "Dad, why is my sister called Teresa? "
Dad: "Well son, your mother really loves Easter, and Teresa is an anagram of that, so that's why we called her Teresa. "
Kid: "Ok, thanks Dad."
Dad: "No problem Alan."
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What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?
The rock guitarist plays 3 chords to thousands of people...
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hit's your windscreen?
It's arse!
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What do you give to that friend who has everything?
Penicillin
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