A black and white cat with long whiskers is sitting on the tiled floor of a bathroom with her back to the camera and is turning around to look at whoever is holding the camera—who is more than likely someone who is sitting on a toilet.

Toilet guardian. This used to be Calvin’s job, but now that he’s no longer with us, his sister Elsa Clair has taken over. Thank goodness! I mean, how can one safely sit on the bowl without the appropriate feline guard? #cats #nosuchthingasprivacy #lovemycat #cowcat #kitty