All in favor of calling toxic #GenZ men #zoomers, say “Aye.”

#OKzoomer

#OKZoomer

PICTURED: In 2069, an old, washed-up zoomer and his son watching the HoloNews during breakfast discover that one of the astronauts on the moon base is killing other astronauts, perhaps to prevent them from accomplishing their tasks. CHILD: "Are you seeing the HoloNews right now? I think I'm gonna throw up my NutriSlurry. Why did the astronaut have to kill all those people, Daddy?" DADDY: "W-wow, *teitching* I can't believe he was faking all those tasks this whole t-time... oh Ant-God, help me...*snarl*" CHILD: "Dad? What's happening? Please--" The dad starts shaking and drooling like a rabid dog. DADDY: "What a sussy baka impostor!!! Red sus! Vote him off right now! He was totally VENTING and I saw him fake wires when blue died!! Oh so you think I'm sus for accusing? 123.78,420.69, take that, sus loser." CHILD: "Ok zoomer, I'm gonna go smoke Martian under the hypertrain while you finish going insane. For roach sakes, why can't your generation be normal?"

From the Archives: originally drawn 1-24-2022

#ebullientsoup #cursedmemes #amogus #okzoomer

PICTURED: It's 2082 and Brayden's family has come to visit him in the nursing home. The grandkids wore their coolest gnome hats (the defining fashion article of the 2080s taking the world by storm) and can't wait to show them off. MARTHANNE: "Look, kids, Grandpa's having a lucid moment! Come and talk with him! Hiw are you doing, Grandpa Brayden?" BRAYDEN: "Marthanne, your parenting is not Gucci. Like, damn Daniel, what are those?! These children have no drip at all! They're doomed to a life of coping and getting ratioed!" LIL G (his legal birth name, wearing the red cap): "Wow, Grandpa, we knew the dementia was bad, but how can you not instantly understand the beauty of our gnomecore? Not gleef at all. Just fall off already, treesh." Braden then has a stroke and dies.

From the Archives: originally drawn 1-23-22

#ebullientsoup #cursedmemes #okzoomer #dementia #gnomecore

Yep. I’m ready for them to pipe down already. “Gen Z will never allow Trump to be elected.” 🙄 #okZoomer