Bluesky #Orgeon users
🧊 is dressing up as electricity and water utilities workers in #MultnomahCounty
Please be careful if you are an official worker or local; they are impersonating inspectors, new workers, or doing a surprise/routine visit to homes they wish to target
Borowitz Report 9/29/25 SATIRE US Military Cleans Up Discarded Kale at Portland Farmer's Market PORTLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Troops deployed to Portland, Oregon by Donald J. Trump cleaned up “a significant amount” of discarded kale at a downtown farmer's market, FBI Director Kash Patel claimed on Monday. Declaring the deployment a major success, Patel posted on X, “We are keeping kale off the streets of Portland.” But city residents soon questioned that assessment, with one longtime Portlander stating, “In Portland we never discard kale— we massage it." Patel's premature claim became yet another embarrassment for the struggling FBI chief, who later acknowledged that the discarded vegetable was not kale but Swiss chard.
#Satire #Humor #Portland #Orgeon #Military #KashPatel #FBI #alt
[Leave it to snowflakes to massage kale 😹]
Borowitz Report 9/29/25 SATIRE
US Military Cleans Up Discarded Kale at Portland Farmer’s Market
Borowitz Report 9/25/25 SATIRE Federal Troops Arrive in Portland and Immediately Form Bands PORTLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump's latest use of the military against US citizens backfired spectacularly on Saturday after Federal troops arrived in Portland, Oregon and immediately formed indie bands. Across the city, personnel who were until recently members of the military were seen at pawn shops, trading in their automatic weapons for mandolins and zithers. Within minutes, Portland's bulletin boards became plastered with flyers for such newly-minted bands as The Kristi Nomads and Hegadeth. As the city’s sidewalks transformed into an obstacle course of harmonica- blowing buskers, one longtime Portland resident commented, “We didn't need Federal troops, but we really didn't need more bands.”
#Satire #Humor #trump #Portland #Orgeon #Bands #alt
Borowitz Report 9/27/25 SATIRE
Federal Troops Arrive in Portland and Immediately Form Bands
My review of the book Killing Me Soufflé by Ellie Alexander – Summer Reading Delight #booksky #ARCreads #bookreview #cozymystery #food #murder #murdermystery #mystery #mysterynovels #Orgeon #SummerReading
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#PNW #WestCoast
#CannonBeach
#HaystackRock
#Sunset
#CloudySky
#Reflections on
#Sand
#Nature
#LanscapePhotography
📷 Randall Hodges
Happy to get this news re my novel, There Is No Map for This — among the winners of the YADude Books 2025 Reviewers' Choice Awards.
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#thereisnomapforthis #GroundwoodBooks #orgeon #yabooks #YADUDE
Two unnamed waterfalls falling into the Pacific Ocean near Cape Lookout, Oregon.
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#waterfall #waterfallphotography #orgeon #pacificocean #PNW #danielimagery #waterfalllovers #waterfallwednesday
Catching waves on Cannon Beach #cannonbeach #Orgeon
.@darkenite predicts the Week 14 College Football Playoff bracket! Who’s in, and who’s on the outside looking in?
#CollegeFootball #CFBPlayoff #CFB #Orgeon #Texas #Miami #Playoffs #Week14
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A low angle shot of a Lighthouse, it's top most point is dissapearing in the fog
Another angle of the Lighthouse
#photography #Orgeon
