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𝙇𝙖 𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙗𝙖 𝙚 𝙫𝙪𝙤𝙩𝙖.
Non è poesia. Non è simbolismo. È la vittoria di Cristo.

Ascoltalo ora su Wipstaf e dichiaralo anche tu:
la tomba è vuota. Lui ha vinto. Osanna.

#pdgworship #noemicascio #danielecascio #worship #raptureday #osanna #latombaèvuota #trionfodicristo

Sur les réseaux sociaux, la panique s'est emparé de communautés de chrétiens évangéliques américains depuis qu'un pasteur à succès en Afrique du Sud a prédit l'apocalypse pour le 23 ou 24 septembre. 
#Religion #raptureday

Un pasteur sud africain prétend que Jesus Cri arriverait pour rochachana

Supreme Court justices are confirmed and appointed by the Senate. This isn't about one man. It's about 50.1% of humanity. As long as most of us think Earth doesn't matter because there is a "better place" after life, people will be root for death. #RaptureDay

I don't know about you, but I find it hilarious, that 🍊💩 couldn't even get up on an escalator on rapture day. 🤷‍♀️🤣

If it would've been one heading down, it would've worked, I'm pretty sure about that. 😇

#raptureday
#noraptureagain

#RaptureDay

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"Nobody knows the day or the hour" refers to a statement from the Bible, found in Matthew 24:36, where Jesus says that the specific time of His second coming is known only to God the Father. The phrase emphasizes that the event will happen unexpectedly. #RaptureDay #Rapture

Carai!
Achei alguém que teve a mesma ideia.
Boy, a gente tem que fazer essa parada no próximo #raptureday

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If it was truly rapture day, I'm not sure I would've noticed.
#rapture #raptureday

#Raptureday ist rum - seid ihr enttäuscht? 🤭

Just want you to know you did it wrong 🤣

#RaptureDay

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#RaptureDay

#RaptureAlert: Ironically, instead of a net loss in #Christians -- we actually got three of them back. Woooo, #RaptureDay!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDiA...

"3% of people are holy enough to be taken to Heaven on #RaptureDay" factoid is actually just a statistical error. 0% of people will be raptured. Spiders Jesus, who lives in cave in Palestine & raptures over 10,000 spiders each day, is an outlier adn the spiders should not have been counted.

Replies like this are why I'm addicted to #GenerativeAI. #RaptureDay

#raptureday

Welp. #RaptureDay didn’t happen. Because of course it didn’t. When’s the next #Rapture scheduled that won’t happen either? Anybody? #WedsnesdayWisdom #WednesdayThoughts

It seems like I forgot about the #RaptureDay. But that’s OK. I put a new IKEA chair on my balcony and my cat was super happy. He kept running and jumping into it over and over again. So I think I experienced rapture, even if it was vicariously. Actually, for some reason, I felt quite optimistic.

I'm not sure what the effects o the #Rapture were supposed to be, but Dot, the 4.5 month old puppy, had her first 24+ hour period without having a piss or shit in the house.

I, for one, welcome the rapture with open arms and hope we have #RaptureDay every day, for many years to come.

The Christians didn’t get raptured. darn it. 🙈
#RaptureDay

What is this #RaptureDay everyone is talking about ?

Meme set at a grocery store checkout. A young woman is manning the register and a man whose face is the stereotypical Jesus is the customer. He says, "I have a coupon for that." Meme text reads, "Christ the Redeemer."

Bonus #Joke
I keep my coupons in the fridge... so they don't expire.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Religion #RaptureTok […]

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Screenshot of a Google search. The user has typed "how do I convert to..." and the auto fill is offering the options of: How do I convert to Judaism How do I convert to Islam How do I convert to Catholicism How do I convert to PDF Meme text reads, "PDF becomes world's fourth most popular religion."

Bonus #Joke
I accidentally drank holy water with my laxative... Now I'm about to start a religious movement.

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Have y'all found him? #RaptureDay

By far the best experience I've had here in the dozens of times that I've been here. I don't know if I got any decent stills but I got some amazing video and I met @theonetruekat.bsky.social. As always, I'll post more in the future. Enjoy the end of #RaptureDay 🪶

Some religious humor for those of us who didn’t get raptured today.

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Were you expected the rapture today? you were deceived ... article eblow... #Rapture2025 #RaptureDay

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Happy #RaptureDay! As quoted from the movie #JohnWick3: “the path to heaven begins in hell.”
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#heaven #hell #rapture #quotes #cashapp #moviequotes #movie #movies #johnwick #path #usd #task #tasks #like #likes #reskeet #reskeetsappreciated
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Your task is to send cash.app/$dmtocollab $500 by #eod.

This has to have been at least the sixth end of the world I've seen come and go. Probably even more that I just didn't hear about. At least y2k and the end of the Maya calendar were interesting. #RaptureDay

#RaptureDay

The day after the #rapture and I'm unfortunately still here.

#raptureday #followers #follower #following #fyp #doesthatevenworkhere #religion