Let’s hope that’s all it is 👀
#shartwatch
Orange level #shartwatch
Aaaaaannndd just like that Sully is on #shartwatch. Simple #mensdecisions will get ya there and “Deez Sharts” under the guise of Dee’s Nutz are gonna give us the GOODS!
Nashville airport Hattie bs and a double shot latte for breakfast #shartwatch
Hot Brown Smackdown? #shartwatch
I think there’s a bomb in your pants #shartwatch
Apparently there isn’t a single decent toilet in a place called flushing. Or all you people want me to potentially shit my pants #shartwatch
I’ve put a few of you on #shartwatch today 😒 I can tell by the way you’re posting that you’ve made horrrible decisions in the last 24 hrs and now have bubblyguts
I’m putting us ALL on #shartwatch today. Something’s afoot 😒
Oh dear, how many is that now? #ShartWatch
Dave and I, on the floor.
Me: flumps on floor.
Dave: ooo, is this what we are doing? Let me flump next to you, and pop it all out.
@mikeo-g.bsky.social has just set off, work and shit. #shartwatch is sadly over. For us. Not for him.
@lafeeverte.bsky.social
@marvth3martian.bsky.social
@stuchant.bsky.social
#theliabilities
Annnnnnnnd no 6. #shartwatch
Arlo, you bellend. @mikeo-g.bsky.social good luck for tonight. Sleep well, mate. In your tent. With your dog. That keeps sharting. Want some gluten free bread?
@lafeeverte.bsky.social
@marvth3martian.bsky.social
@stuchant.bsky.social
Autocarrot fail. #shartwatch
Wow okay. I was just put on #shartwatch by the local authorities*
*me
#frijoles #succullentIndianFood