Digital drawing on a white background. Sooga from "Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity" jogs along while holding a bag larger than he is over his head. The bag is bulging and overflowing with monster parts, rupees, and food, including bananas.

Digital drawing of Impa and Master Kohga's reactions, against a pale yellow background. Impa looks stunned as she says "You gave him HOW much sugar?" Master Kohga, standing a little behind her at screen right, stands with his hands on his hips as he says "YES."

I'm constantly needing money in #AgeOfCalamity, and cooking sweets before a mission increases the rupee drop. The idea of #Kohga loading #Sooga up with sugar and turning him loose amuses me more than it should. #aderynart #Sheikahnanigans #yiga #Impa #MasterKohga

A Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity shitpost as follows: In the foreground, Link faces to screen right, looking annoyed. Behind him, Master Kohga sits in the driver's seat of a frog-shaped Sheikah car. A word balloon from Kohga reads "Get in, loser, we're going shopping!" as he looks at Link. Kohga pestered Purah into helping him design this car because no way does Zelda get to be the only one with a sweet ride. Purah only acquiesced on the condition she ride shotgun, which she's doing here. Her glasses are reflective shades here because Purah does what she wants. In the back seat, Zelda smiles as she holds Terrako in her lap. She's happy at the prospect of going to Circuit City. They still have those in Hyrule. In the middle of the back seat, Impa sits, looking irritated at being wedged next to the absolute unit who tried to assassinate Zelda like a month ago. But there's a sale going on at World Market so she's letting it slide. The aforementioned absolute unit - Sooga, Kohga's bodyguard and right-hand whatever - sits quietly. He was promised a pretzel from Auntie Anne's. This is the fifth time just this week that Kohga has pulled up in the Ribbitron 5000 to tell Link to get in. Link caves every time because Zelda really enjoys getting out of the castle. And that Dairy Queen across from Goron Express is pretty good. Robbie doesn't even notice everyone ditched him. I told you this was a shitpost.

"So Aderyn, what'd you do on your only full day off?"

#aderynart #sheikahnanigans #AgeofCalamity #MasterKohga #Sooga #Yiga #Sheikah

A digital art piece - a young Impa from "Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity" takes Master Kohga by the hand and runs along a dirt road through a green meadow and the red-orange Akkala trees beyond. Impa is smiling and glancing back at Kohga as she points at something ahead of them; Kohga is stumbling and barely keeping up. Like I said in the WIP from a while back, after playing "The Master Kohga Chronicles!" scenario, I like to think that after the conflict, Impa gets in the habit of making Kohga go along on adventures, like that weird relative who needs to be dragged out of the house sometimes. Because that's what he is.

Okay, calling it done. #AgeOfCalamity #MasterKohga #Impa #Sheikah #Yiga #Sheikahnanigans #aderynart