“Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willnae be fooled again!” Seems appropriate for today. #Discworld #SirPterry #NacMacFeegle #NoKingsDay

The man was on the money, _every goddamn time_. And light years ahead of the issues.
#SirPterry #gnu

Terry Pratchett taught me everything I know about how horrible humans can be, and he was spot-on, every time
#smallgods #sirPterry #gnu

Carrot stood up and removed his helmet. He smoothed down his hair. Then he raised his right hand. "Raise your right hands, too," he said. "Er ... that's the one nearest Lance-Con-stable Angua, Lance-Constable Detritus. And repeat after me.." He closed his eyes and his lips moved for a moment, as though he was reading something off the inside of his skull. ''I comma square bracket recruit's name square bracket comma' ..." He nodded at them. "You say it." They chorused a reply. Angua tried not to laugh. ''... do solemnly swear by square bracket recruit's deity of choice square bracket…" Angua couldn't trust herself to look at Carrot's face. "'.... to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the city of Ankh-Morpork, serve the public trust comma and defend the subjects of His stroke Her bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket Majesty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket.." Angua tried to look at a point behind Carrot's ear. On top of everything else, De- tritus' patient monotone was already several dozen words behind everyone else. "'... without fear comma favor comma or thought of personal safety semi-colon to pursue evildoers and protect the innocent comma laying down my life if necessary

A picture of trump standing holding a microphone in front of his face and a folder in his hand Funniest part of this is actually him saying "[state your name]" out loud instead of using his name. Trump getting booed at the Commanders game

#Discworld in the wild
from Men at Arms #SirPterry

Photo of two cats and a quote : "I meant," said Ipslore, bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE. Sourcery by Terry Pratchett

"I meant,"
said Ipslore, bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.
Sourcery by Terry Pratchett
#terrypratchett #discworld #booksbymybed #sirpterry #discworldquote

#Discworld #GNU #SirPterry

Eugh. Since I got Covid in January (again), my brain feels like it has rocks in it. I feel like one of #SirPterry 's trolls, immense potential but my brain isn't at the right temperature

Someone gave Hamish a gopro.
#SirPterry
Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master!
We willna be fooled again!

Time to watch Hogfather! #sirpterry #hogswatcheve

Discworld marathon continues! 2/41, The Light Fantastic. Reread almost 10 years since the first read. Enjoyed it tremendously. Just so much fun to watch the book universe form.
#discworld #sirpterry #terrypratchett #booksbymybed #discworldmarathon

1 down, 40 to go! The Color of Magic is reread. Turns out my first read of this novel was 10 years ago, how symbolic lol. I enjoyed this reread tremendously. Yes, this book is indeed very chaotic, I forgot how wild a ride it is, but oh, so much fun!
#discworld #sirpterry #discworldmarathon

Dark blue notebook with Great A’Tuin painted on it

Decided to make a separate reading journal just for Discworld reads and rereads! I am so excited! Got the notebook, decorated it, and now I can start

#booksky #discworld #books #booksbymybed #readingjournal #sirpterry

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Zoey reminded me about the treats on the bookshelf because she was starving and hadn't had treats for two whole hours. #zoeythedestroyer #catsandbooks #catsofinstagram #books #bookshelvesofinstagram #sirpterry www.instagram.com/p/B2HLnQBpvFI/