A Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin gives a report to the class, with the dialogue replaced. Calvin: "All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Radium, Sapphire, Silver and Steel. Sapphire and Steel have been assigned." Class (altogether): "SAPPHIRE AND STEEL AREN'T ELEMENTS!" Calvin: "Look, who's writing the show? You chowderheads... or me?!" Teacher: "Calvin, I'd like to see you a moment."
Calvin's Dad answers the phone "Hello?" Calvin's voice: "Hi Dad! It's me, Calvin." "Calvin, unless this is *really* important, hang up, ok? I'm very busy." "Ok, dad. Goodbye." Frame from a spider-man comic of spider-man desperately holding up a pile of rubble while water washes over him. "This should qualify in another 15 minutes."
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Meme where a little girl is making an evil face while a building burns behind her. The girl is labeled "Hamster Huey" and the house is labeled "The Gooey Kablooie."
Calvin's mom: "There's no point in saving your JPEGS if you can't keep them cleaner than this." Calvin: "That's what you think." (Calvin's mom is dumping some highly pixelated and compressed JPEGS into the trash)
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An edited Calvin and Hobbes comic. Calvin falls from high in the sky. "I forgot all about my transmogrifier gun! Now I have nothing to worry about! I'll just point it at myself and transmogrify! I'm safe!" [ZAP] A gorgeous comic panel depicting Angel from X-Men soaring.
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A grotesque space alien shouts at Calvin's Dad from Calvin and Hobbes: "I've got to have you! Let's murder our spouses!"
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Calvin and Hobbes chase the family car down the driveway frantically, while inside mom sips a coffee and says "Damn good coffee!... And hot!"
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