All in favor of switching "Dropping the kids off at the pool" with "Dropping the President off at Mar-a-Lago"?

Why, you may ask?

Because TRONALD DUMP!! THAT'S WHY!

(context: I'm genuinely going to do it. #Spoonerisms.)

My arse was freezing at the avant-garde hairdressers. I got a bold cut.

I love #spoonerisms

A pub in Turku named "Horn Pub". Its logo is kind of like the PornHub logo, except it's a rectangle and has a couple of postal horns on top of it around the initials HP, a bit like an old-timey pub sign.

Is Turku the shitpost capital of Finland

#justFinnishThings #spoonerisms

One of my favorite #Spoonerisms

Personally my favourite is Phoaquin Joenix (It's all in the pronunciation) and, aptly, our fed opposition leader is pronounced Losin', See. #spoonerisms #wordplay

Will Cole Palmer pole calmer?
#Spoonerisms
#CanYouTellItsAShitGame

I fought a spy
on Spotify

#spoonerisms

A dozen hopping toads could be warty fun,
But who would say, “Oh, by the way
I would like forty-one.”

#Spoonerisms

When sticking things together, you can use wet paste.
But if you’re out, I have no doubt
That you could use pet waste.

#Spoonerisms

I seem to do a lot of #spoonerisms. My best so far was Shergal Fuckey, but I've just upped the ante, I said I wanted some cockporn #popcorn 🙈

What if you use the wrong worm and totally change the deeming of your point? #Spoonerisms

🤭😆 Mugger Be!

Is your Council leader a Mr Spooner by any chance?
#Spoonerisms

The Gods bless the guy on #METOfficeUK YouTube update this afternoon. Love his tenacity pushing through the ...is it #spoonerisms?

To be fair, I struggle with 'Fost & Frog' too. 🤣

I saw in a flash the spoonerism "Hardon Punter" and I've never felt worse about my brain.
#spoonerisms

It's like when I noticed Jack Antonoff's name spells "Jack Anton Off."

What we’re reading, Jon Agee’s Smart Feller, Fart Smeller, a big hit for the whole family. #kidlit #picturebooks #spoonerisms

her attempt to #spoon him every night always turned sleep into playtime; it had become a #ritual. she slid her sand across his hide, bressed against his pack, and muddled with his golden cane. but by then he had other plans; and before long, his zoom-wide roomies began

#vss365 #whistpr #spoonerisms

➽ I love my own random #Spoonerisms:
→ bit.ly/Spoonerisms- ←

🤭😀😃😄😁😆😂😜

OK, who else does these...?

"Your nips are lice" is something I just said to Spouse.

#Spoonerisms

Don't forget the cocks go black tomorrow night :P
#GMT #daylightsavings #spoonerisms #smut

cum jacuzzi #spoonerisms

Gimme Keebler Kimmy Gibbler! #FullHouse #TongueTwister #Spoonerisms