I know it sounds like I made up most of the #technobabble I spout in this recap... but it's ALL (mostly) actual dialogue from the show!

analiti app screen on my Google TV Streamer showing download speed of 900 mbps & upload of 702 mbps on ethernet, however, it's really hardwired connected to an old Asus router serving as a media bridge to the primary Asus router via my 5ghz Wi-Fi network.

Look at this bitch rock! I'm not sure how my media bridge set up is pulling this kind of speed over 5ghz Wi-Fi but I'll take it! It's 2x what the streamer pulled via Wi-Fi on its own. Asus FTW!! #technobabble

There's a tech manual somewhere that made sense out of that because of the Artificial Gravity emitters in the floor or some such. In #StarTrek, even the made-up science makes sense if you think about it. #Technobabble

Historically, cybersecurity staffers created bizarre #technobabble charts that routinely convinced leadership at any level to commit funding to whatever ✌️solution✌️ the charts implicated. These charts reached critical absurdity in the ramp-up to a predicted global #Y2K cybergeddon.

This is the macOS build and uses a MetalKit shader. To use it on Windows with SDL2 I had to convert it to GLSL and basically build an entire OpenGL pipeline around it instead of using the SDL renderer. I wasn’t able to get GLEW to work with MinGW so switched to GLAD instead. #technobabble

Watching “No Way Out” and the lead technician processing a photo said “I don’t like how those eigenvalues look — let’s get a Fourier transform running.” #technobabble

OpenAI’s Sam Altman to Step Down as Oklo’s Chairman. Where the Nuclear Startup Goes Next. Oklo went public in 2024 after merging with Altman’s AltC Acquisition Corp.

Never before have so many words said so little. #Technobabble

“What didn’t work very well was this largely centralized govt-based approach, and we’ve tried to repeat that cycle over and over again. Allowing a more organic, market-driven approach that brings in fresh ideas is really important here.”

Da die HW mit dem neuen Layout unseren Debug-Pin mit dem DAC geklaut hat, musste ich jetzt über einen ungenutzten S1PRG-Pin eine PWM rausrouten, um irgendwie halbwegs Analog-Signale zum Debuggen aufs Oszi zu bekommen.
#technobabble
P.S.: Schönes Wochenende!!! Ich leg mich jetzt wieder hin.

I'm not exactly sure when I fully quantum phase shifted into the darkest timeline universe, but somebody needs to be remodulating the metaphasic shields, rerouting plasma to the deflector generating a nadion pulse, and expanding our warp bubble to get my gay ass outta here! #StarTrek #TechnoBabble

Picard, Riker, Data, and Worf exchanging technobabble on the bridge of the Enterprise from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

naturally that's what you'd do in this situation. any first year cadet would know that!

#TNG #Picard #Riker #Worf #Data #Technobabble #ReticulatingSplines @startrekshitposti.ng

Here’s some #technobabble for ya:

I’m eagerly awaiting my new #synology NAS which arrives tomorrow and later this week I got FOUR 18TB #Seagate #IronwolfPro arriving.

My current NAS had a failing hard drive so guess it was time for a new one!

Getting ready to run Mecha Hack, and if I didn't already love it before, I sure do now!
Getting ready to run it for the first time, so peeking at the GM Screen.

Gamers, there's a rolling chart for technobabble.

I just saw this video by Elle Cordova over on Mastodon and had to share it with my BlueSky friends!
#StarTrek #Technobabble

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Wife and I are quietly preparing lunch.

Wife: "Babe, you know what I hate?"

Me: "Hmm?"

Wife: (playfully) "TACHYON EMISSIONS. Tachy just means rapid. Fuck you, and fuck tetra particles! Tetra means 4! I'm so angry." 🤣

#startrek #technobabble #nerdlife