#goldtoilet #trumpisamockery #thejokeswritethemselves

#Wexit #AlbertaSeparatism #Petitien #NotPetition #CanadianTireIndependence #SpellCheckYourRevolution #DanielleSmith #Separatism #Wexit2026 #TheJokesWriteThemselves

Drifting in and out of sleep in the same Cabinet meeting you referenced “Sleepy Joe” is nasty work
#TheJokesWriteThemselves

I kept seeing everyone talking about the “rapture” today. I was out of the loop, but now, I’m back in the loop. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I’m going to show you
the rapture right now! ⛈️🌈

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#TheJokesWriteThemselves #Bantering #ComedySky #Jabs #SmartMouth #FunTimes

Hurry up and churn that butter, baby…
It’s gettin’ real in Pennsylvania! 🧈

#Amish #Misconceptions #DumbStuff #Funny #Randomness #AmishParadise
#ComedySky #TheJokesWriteThemselves

#thejokeswritethemselves

I’m not a dog person, so this doesn’t affect me, but if you are, make sure your dog doesn’t get busted by TSA. #TheJokesWriteThemselves

The for and against are compromised of exactly who you think which is the biggest gag about this! #thejokeswritethemselves

A screencap of a conversation on Facebook messenger. All messages are from one person. They read as follows - “someone said this about me saying I was demisexual 🙄” there is a screenshot of someone saying “y’all make a label for anything bro like that just being normal 😭” the next message says “I just replied to their comment and said who’s gonna tell them? 👀” followed by three skull emojis. The person these were sent to laugh reacted all of the messages.

Congrats on coming out! 🥳💜🖤🩶🤍 #demisexual #lgbtqia+ #ace #thejokeswritethemselves

SIMP snakes in my pants! #pnf #phineasandferb #snakesonaplane #thejokeswritethemselves

Skimming the "new on Netflix" on Instantwatcher I see "Breakin' 2", "Cherry 2000" and "Can't Stop the Music". #thejokeswritethemselves

"So that's a sure thing, then?"
"Hey, is the Pope Canadian?"
#thejokeswritethemselves

RT @Coq_Au_Ginge: Nice to see @saracollinge is sharing her muffin with @wadds #TheJokesWriteThemselves

Frenchman fumbles with rifle and takes forever to shoot (and misses on top of it all). #TheJokesWriteThemselves