Gotta go drop off my ballot on this stupid referendum because I can't bitch about it later unless I vote.
#ThemsTheRules. 🫤
Don’t forget to tell them about saying ‘Lev!’ whenever you do one of your ‘jokes’
#ThemsTheRules
It has to last for one Fukuyama, at the least. #ThemsTheRules
A little black tri aussie puppy plopping his shredded black ball down at someone’s feet and looking expectantly
I bring you toy, now we play. #dogsky #dailydog #puppy #themstherules
Sorry but you have to attend them twice too #ThemsTheRules
i joined BlueSky as i heard it was a much nicer place than Tw*tter, and i must admit, so far so good! however, my feed is my playground, and i don’t need negativity. it’s not about me being “woke”, it’s about you being respectful. so be kind or be blocked #ThemsTheRules
Cant be a down of football played without a Niner getting hurt on the play #themstherules
Post AI art.
Get blocked.
#ThemsTheRules
And, having seen his post, I am now legally obligated to reshare it with you #yourewelcome #themstherules #UmbrellaRule #TomHollandRule
She's getting her hair done, so it's pub and a kebab for me. #ThemsTheRules
If Amorim wins he gets a new contract 😂🙏 #Themstherules #EuropaFinal
Now you gotta do like @dadventureswithwes.bsky.social and watch through my entire library of ride videos. 😁 #themstherules
When @domdaddyjl.bsky.social wants daytime dad hole, he gets it. 😈
#themstherules #dadson #bottomdad #topson
She gives me the stankiest looks even after she shoves the tablet off my lap... #ultimateprincess #themstherules
#WitchMadness Day 8: What’s one superstition you believe in?
Throwing salt over your shoulder after accidentally spilling some works to ward off bad luck. I will absolutely continue to do this.
For my sporty witches, I cannot watch my favorite teams on game day or they will lose. #themstherules
A large, shallow white bowl with a crispy skinned chicken thigh on top of a pile of braised cabbage, mushrooms, white beans, and bacon. In the background are a man with a similar plate, a glass of white wine, and a Nalgene.
A drizzly 31° day calls for crispy chicken thighs with braised cabbage, mushrooms, bacon, and @ranchogordo.bsky.social beans. #themstherules
I...
I kept this man in the DARK. FOR A WHOLE GEN.
IN THE DARK.
Look at him glow in the sun. Javi, bb. You absolute gem.☀️
#ShowUsYourSims #HotSimsOnly #ThemsTheRules
The HOKAs stay on while we make love #themstherules #friday
To the men on Bluesky - if you follow me I will do my research and if you either
a. Post the same thing over and over again or
b. Only follow women
I’m not going to follow you. #themstherules #dontbeacreep
When foreign players say cups are titles.
English are like cups are cups and the title is the title *apart from the Champions League which is neither a cup nor a title #ThemsTheRules
I'm totally with you re proportional representation, but as a #Scrabble player of 60+ years, I feel obliged to protest your accompanying photo #SevenLetters #ThemsTheRules
Every time you tribute to a superior female, your penis grows a quarter of an inch or more! True story! 🤷♀️📏🍆
#findom #femdom #themstherules #alpha [f]
Note to new followers: if you don't have a bio and haven't posted anything I won't follow you back #themstherules
devastated to miss you, gonna have to come back next week #ThemsTheRules
new gender test just dropped. you have to jump a 5.7 meter bar. if your penis does NOT knock it down, you have to pee in the women's bathroom #themstherules
#inlandunelites is the drollest #stupidlol but i did lol it so i have to post it, #themstherules. except those aren't the rules (but are a good suggestion). and i didn't lol it.
Whenever any armed conflict starts, all users have 15 minutes to choose 1 (one, not two, not zero, one) side to defend, and must therefore justify its violations of human rights as "necessary for freedom" or whatever. #ThemsTheRules
Life rule: When there is a thing I should be doing, I am not allowed to do anything fun until it's done
It is perfectly acceptable to NOT do the thing I should be doing, to potter about NOT doing it, but I can't *actively* go and do something fun
#themstherules