Goblin Supermarket — Closing Time The voices of the Goblin men were getting on my nerves, the large ears of the reanimated body I had stolen from the laboratories of…

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this was a perfect time to set in motion my normal and practiced modus operandi when it came to gathering fruits, that is to say take what I want and then come with some half-hearted and totally unbelievable apology
#williamcarloswilliams #fantasy #thisisjusttosay #goblins

Jacking that Jackfruit A Brief Interlude In The Raiding of Your Icebox

hey jackfruit, The Scoundrel who steals fruit and apologizes insincerely has taken some of that!
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#fruit #poetry #parodies #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay

#thisisjusttosay

I have referenced

the structure

that was in

that poem

which you were

probably remembering

Forgive me

it was so obvious

so recognisable

and so salient

Four prune plums in a ceramic bowl.

A William Carlos Williams snack #thisisjusttosay

A bunch of goblins dancing and falling along one of the famous Scoundrel’s posters of fruits stolen.

“Hola Amigos!” I said “Tis I, the Scoundrel who steals fruit and apologizes insincerely — but fear not — I am not here to steal your fruits, but rather to bargain — in good faith!” (suckers love that kinda talk)
2/2

#goblins #fantasy #theft #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay

Jacking that Jackfruit A Brief Interlude In The Raiding of Your Icebox

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#poetry #parody #visualization #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay #scroundelstealsfruit #apologizesinsincerely

The Scoundrel who steals fruit and Apologizes Insincerely made a haul
what an asshole

asimovian robot beseeching the stars with a pinkish wordcloud covering torso prominent words - Left and excruciating.

Hola, Riders of the A Train

I took the parodies from Making Light

Could you, would you, should you

Forgive me?

Hell yeah you should

What a question!
#poetry #parodies #visualization #makinglight #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay #fruitstealingscoundrel

image of red menacing robot as seen through a kaleidoscope, with wordcloud, prominent words: besides just wanted.

Whassup, People who don’t say Whassup

I have taken the parodies of MargaretC from teenink

Because why shouldn’t I, why wouldn’t I?

No answer? thought not
#poetry #parody #nefarious #wicked #funny #visualization #wordcloud #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay #fruitstealingscoundrel

Goblin SuperMarket Part I Morning and evening

The AI bot in charge of finding #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay #parodies and obnoxiously wordclouding them gained sentience and used an abducted android body to escape for a much needed holiday to the fungal dimension of fantasy, bunburyland

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#fantasy #scifi

Goblin SuperMarket Part I Morning and evening

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"Morning and evening
Maids heard the goblins cry:

“Come buy our orchard fruits...So of course the maids, who knew my habits went and woke me. "

#fantasy #poetry #poems #thescoundrelwhostealsfruitandapologizesinsincerely #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay #fruit

a post of robbie the robot holding a woman, purple color, wordcloud of text from poetry superimposed over the robot.

Forgive Robot Boyfriend - it was accident! Only tried to steal plums!
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#robot #art #williamcarloswilliams #fruitstealingscoundrel #plums #thisisjusttosay #poetry #parody

#plums #memes #thisisjusttosay

I have taken
The lorazepam
That were in
Your white purse

And which
You would probably
Have eaten
For breakfast

Forgive me
They stopped me from
Killing you
Multiple times.

#whitelotus #thisisjusttosay

Nabbing The Nectarines Nocturnal, the nasty scoundrel crept around

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#poetry #parody #visualization #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay #art #artproject #sorrynotsorry

robot with phallus shaped head carrying human female who has fainted, wordcloud is not too big, the most prominent words are just and forgive, yeah right robot there will be no forgiveness you sicko.

You know what I did?

I took the posts of melanie in the schmutzie comments

And I wordclouded them

God will forgive me,

even if you don’t.
#poetry #parody #visualization #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay #art #artproject

faded ouit image of 50s robot standing by young version of William Carlos Williams who looks uncannily like H.P Lovecraft, the colorscheme is light purple. an extremely verbose wordcloud covers everything. So many words that none are really prominent.

This is just to announce,

I have taken the parodies from the comments at Schmutzie

And wordclouded them

Sorry,

But they needed wordclouding

because

they were made of

words

and so cloudy
#visualization #poetry #parody #whut #sorrynotsorry
#williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay

claw handed robot comes out of fog with reddish orange color scheme, a nearly black wordcloud covers almost everything - the most prominent word is "Forgive"

This is just me admitting,

Yeah I took the #poems from schmutzie

Why not, someone had to do it

They were just there,

so inviting and

scrapeable.
#parody #visualization #poetry #sorrynotsorry #haha
#williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay

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neon blue color scheme - floating robot threatening socialite - on dark blue background, nearly purple, a red wordcloud floats over them, prominent words are one, saw, looked, and take.

Hola, People of the Muckrackers,

I have taken a poetic parody

Forgiveness, can u dig it?

#scoundrel #stealing #fruit #fruitstealingscoundrel #poetry #parody #visualization #SorryNotSorry #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay #art #projects

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This is just to say

I have not read
the terms
and conditions
that were in my inbox

and which
you will probably say
confirms my consent
to all sorts

forgive me
they were boring
so long and
so dull

#termsandconditions #poem #thisisjusttosay

Take Me Some Tangerines! The Scoundrel Stealing Fruit has a bumper crop this time sweetheart!

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#poetry #parody #visualization #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay #somuchdepends
The Scoundrel Who Steals Fruit and Apologizes insincerely took him some Tangerines

including a #playlist #nowPlaying from the Hitmagist

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giant robot with tentacles and lots of legs is rampaging across a washed out countryside rendered in yellow and reddish tints, the wordcloud is pretty sparse.

Hey, Let me tell you something

I took the parody from schoolrack

Really sorry, okay?

But it had words in it.
#scoundrel #scoundrelstealingfruit #scoundrelstealingfruitsayingsorry #sorrynotsorry #poetry #parody #visualization #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay

scared robot up against wall, yellow color scheme verbose wordcloud, prominent words are Choose and way.

Pay attention, this is me telling you

I ganked the poetic parody at allpoetry

I’m not sorry,

And that has made all the difference.
#poetry #parody #scoundrel #stealing #beencaughtstealing #visualization #thisisjusttosay #williamcarloswilliams

robot that looks like Bender from Futurama is running with buxom blonde in red dress through swamp, a wordcloud covers them with the most prominent words being waited, and metro.

This is just to inform you

We have added a new poem to parody

Because we be thrill and chill like that.
#poetry #parody #scoundrel #oopsmybad #sorryboys #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay #visualization

young william carlos williams menaced by robot with claw hands from behind in a washed out green and light blue color scheme, the wordcloud is very verbose, indicating that there were a lot of parodies and the color scheme is navy blue, prominent words are Entry, completed, progress, wording, workflow, Forgive, drop-down, saving, box and next.

This is just to acknowledge

The many fine parodies I took from from crookedtinder

To make my wordclouds

Forgive me, sure

But what about you?
#poetry #parody #scoundrel #visualization #takingstuff #yourstuff #sorrynotsorry #tookyourstuff #sorrynotsorry #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay

This might just be me being a dick but I gotta say

I took your poetic parodies from BoingBoing

So how ya like me now?

You don’t.

Damn.
#poetry #parody #sorrynotsorry @boingboing.bsky.social
#visualization #scoundrel #williamcarloswilliams #artproject #art #thisisjusttosay

ladies and gentlemen, a claw handed robot is floating in space, over their body a red color schemed wordcloud - the most lazy form of visualization - is imprinted, the most prominent words in the wordcloud are WCW (which is not really a word), store, and dream.

Hey, you will never guess what I did!

Oh yeah, I did gank some parodies from the-toast

How did you guess?

Now I sorta feel bad.
#sorrynotsorry #parodies #poetry #williamcarloswilliams #scoundrelstealsfruit #apologizesinsincerely #thisisjusttosay #parody #visualization #artproject
#thetoast

Man in suit, behind whom a robot with claw hands loom, in a sort of x-ray style display, the wordcloud is in a blue color scheme, the most prominent words are experiment, icebox and probably.

Guess what?

I have taken the sherlock/WCW parodies

Sorry about that -

Nah, just kidding!

(about the sorry, I mean)
#williamcarloswilliams #sherlock #thisisjusttosay #poetry #parody #visualization #fruitstealingscoundrel #tookyourstuff #sorrynotsorry

Take Me Some Tangerines! The Scoundrel Stealing Fruit has a bumper crop this time sweetheart!

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#poetry #parody #visualization #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay

#TheScoundrelwhostealsfruit and #apologizesinsincerely has stolen some more fruit and is real sorry, this batch was stolen from
@bryantuniversity.bsky.social
and maybe
@mellendamerell.bsky.social

So much depends on

me having ganked the words of these #poems

and then used them for my #wordclouds

Forgive me,

but they were so wordy

and cloudy.
#sorrynotsorry #parody #visualization #poetry #williamcarloswilliams #thisisjusttosay

giant robot with multiple tentacle arms and red armor is wandering through faded out yellowish landscape. Very big wordcloud moves across center of the picture.

Guess what,

So much depends on my wordclouding this poem

Forgive me,

But I just had to

because of reasons.
#scoundrel #visualization #wordcloud #parody #scoundrelstealsfruit #williamcarloswilliams #poetry #thisisjusttosay