Today’s Papers #144: Weaponised Wellness, Bot Police, And The Great British Defection Carousel A “draft sent in error”, a chatbot on the crime desk, and Britain sold a hug with a barcode.

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain & the even luckier people abroad.
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#TodaysPapers #Satire #UKPolitics #MediaCritique #NewsParody #ReformUK #ToryChaos #LabourDrama #AIPolicing #CivilLiberties #CostOfLiving #PressWatch #SPN #Britain

If Andy Burnham is the only person who can will the by-election for Labour then I think they are lost cause anyway - get on with governing - there is a job to do after 14 years of #torychaos and to show what proper politicians do in contrast to #reformmavericks - fight the opposition not each other

Tories vs Tories: Why the Party Is Tearing Itself Apart #ToryChaos #Conservatives #KemiBadenoch youtu.be/hn266-R5qJQ?...

Why the Tories Were Dumb Enough to Put Farage in Power #ReformUK #FarageFail #ToryChaos #BritishPolitics youtu.be/HgsDD_5-dE4?...

Public Health Warning: The Liz Truss Show And The New Politics Of Panic Satire on a former PM and her “outsiders” turning real problems into a blame game against migrants, human rights and a vague “elite” while dodging their own record.

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#LizTruss #UKPolitics #Lettuce #ToryChaos #MattGoodwin

#TuftonStreet #GBNews #Populism #HumanRights
#Satire

Liz Truss is the gift that keeps on giving - to Labour, the Lib Dems & general 😂😂

Foolishly Kemi Badenoch’s never disowned or expelled her from the Tory Party, despite the damage. Could be an easy Clause IV moment.

#LizTruss #Torychaos #Conservative #LVIPolitics #r4today

Today’s Papers #95: Facial recognition in every town, ADHD on the chopping block, duchies cashing in, and Baileys for a tenner Open Prison Britain: Face Scans, Fake Empathy and a Monarchy That Charges the NHS Rent

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#FrontPages #UKNews #UKPolitics #BrokenBritain #KeirStarmer #Labour #ToryChaos #CostOfLiving #Austerity #FacialRecognition #SurveillanceState #NHS #UKPol #Politics #SatiricalPlanetNews #WillyandBill

Lies, damn lies and #torychaos tweets

Kemi Badenoch’s economic rule is incoherent and dangerous Kemi Badenoch’s “tax less, spend less” rule would deepen austerity, cut growth and destabilise the UK economy.

Kemi Badenoch’s new “economic rule” — tax less, spend less — would wreck the UK economy all over again. Read why.
#KemiBadenoch #ToryChaos #UKEconomy #Austerity
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China spy case witness removed 'enemy' from evidence under Tories Security adviser Matthew Collins says the term "enemy" was removed from a draft statement in 2023.

So Badenoch’s been spouting cobblers at the last two PMQs. Tell us something else new! 🙄

#PMQs #BADEnoch #ToryParty #ToryLiars #ToryChaos #ToryShambles

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Kemi Badenoch says the Tories would scrap the Climate Change Act.

That’s not leadership — it’s like betting big on whale oil lamps as electricity arrives.
Britain deserves better than climate denial.

#ClimateCrisis #ToryChaos

Tory MP Jumps Ship to Reform – Is This the Beginning of the End? #ToryChaos #ReformUK #DannyKruger #KemiBadenoch youtu.be/A9vjvzwmA_A?...

When the answer is James Cleverly the question doesn’t need to be asked. #ToryChaos As if Kemi wasn’t Badenough

David Frost railing against “broken Britain” is a bit rich coming from a man who helped break it.

As a hired whisky lobbyist, he sang the EU’s praises. Once unemployed, he reinvented himself as a born-again Brexiteer. A turncoat with a title.

#Brexit #ToryChaos #UKPolitics #DavidFrost #racism

UK inflation remains static at 3.4% yet the man from the party that took us to 11% under the "Liz Truss chaos" says "it is deeply worrying" .
Mel Stride hasn't got a clue. #LizTrussBudget #MiniBudget #ToryChaos

Reform Cracks, Tories Heckle (Despite Their Own Mess) #FarageFallout #ReformUKDrama #ZiaYusufExit #ToryChaos youtu.be/S-Hh_96685g?...

Tory Plan to Arm Prison Guards Sparks Safety Concerns The Conservatives want Tasers and baton rounds in UK prisons. Critics warn it’s reckless. Are they fixing the problem or fuelling the fire?

The Tories want Tasers and baton rounds in prisons. Jenrick says it’s safety — critics say it’s chaos. From the party that wrecked the system.
#UKPolitics #PrisonReform #ToryChaos #VoxPolitical
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Threat of 'thousands' of redundancies looms at British Steel Insiders claim thousands of people could be made redundant if the government rejects the request

Remind us Tories, who was in power (but not in control) in 2022/23? #ToryChaos

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The only Prime Minister in UK history to be sacked by her own party in just 50 days — crashing the economy, tanking the pound, and becoming one of the most hated political figures in modern British politic

Liz Truss is at it again — spouting nonsense on far-right US news channels and podcasts, dragging Britain through the mud. She’s a disgrace to the Conservative Party and does them no favours clinging on as an MP. A traitor to King and country. #LizTruss #ToryChaos

My thoughts and prayers are with James Cleverley tonight, who has decided to start sounding sane and reasonable after 14 years or so talking utter, brainless tripe. #Toryliars #ToryChaos

Must be such a relief after the Tory disasters of the last few years. #ToryChaos.

Defend what? train strikes, waiting lists? potholes? prisons? #ToryChaos

Labour national posts, incase you missed them
#Newhouse
#transport
#trains
#torychaos

Question to the Prime Minister on Rail Delays - Yasmin Qureshi 86% of Trains at Kearsley Station Delayed or Cancelled – It’s Time for Change! For 14 years, the Conservatives mismanaged our railways, leaving commuters across Bolton South & Walkden to suffer delays...

🚆 86% of trains at Kearsley station delayed or cancelled in the last 12 weeks.

After 14 years of Tory failure, commuters in Bolton South & Walkden are still paying the price.

#RailFail #LabourForChange #FixOurTrains #ToryChaos

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Revealed: Conservatives spent £134m on never-used IT systems for failed Rwanda scheme Home Office official says data protection laws caused the cost of its forced removal programme to increase

#Torychaos How dare any member of the Tory shadow govt comment on Rachel Reeves. They have wasted more money than any other govt in living memory.

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I for one, would like to sincerely thank Kemi Badenoch, for highlighting just how much more professionally this government handles potential scandals when compared to the last 14yrs years of #torychaos.

On BBC Radio 4 Today, this morning - #MelStride Shadow Chancellor demonstrating why the Tories are still too inept to run the UK economy. An absolute clown. #ToryChaos

WHAD!!!? They gave poor-mans Moby a fucking peerage.
#KemiBadenoch #ToryChaos

Hundreds detained in Northern Ireland in crackdown on people smugglers Gangs charging €8,000 for illegal travel packages that avoid crossing Channel on small boats

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024... A headline you'd never read under the Tories because they didn't have the intelligence, ideas or policies #ToryChaos #Migration Positive news for @yvettecooper-mp.bsky.social and @labouruk.bsky.social