How that story turned into a family bonding moment, I am not sure, but, good for you I guess.

#familybonding #weirdkid #funny #storytime #umwhat

guess the difference or somtin. Why they're de same tho, kwkakawkakwkakwkawkwawa. Idk why I post this shi. #silly #quackpost #errrmmmm #umwhat #wewleelwlewlellwelwl #demilovato #demipotato #evanescence #evanonesense

TIL men can do this with their facial hair. Oh purpose.
#themoreyouknow #umwhat

"I'm a walking contradiction that needs no explaining." #umwhat #saywhat #shitmycoworkersays #cantmakethisshitup
March 5, 2015

"@InSession: Alvarez: #ConradMurray asked "if anyone knew CPR?"< #umwhat Isn't he a doctor?!?

Watching 'House Hunters' and this house has school lockers inside of it. #umwhat lol

Bachmann: "Planned Parenthoods opening in shopping centers where women do their shopping, get Starbucks & stop off for an abortion." #umwhat

Feeling too swarthy when you look in the mirror? Lighten up with this Sammy Sosa-approved Face Lightener! http://shar.es/ay2IU #umwhat