guinness beer can and a dutch oven pot full of irish guinness beef stew

#CantMakeThisShitUp

And Trump was shot in the ear 7/13/24 🤨🙄. That "miraculously" healed overnight. 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂 #CantMakeThisShitUp #TrumpLiesAllTheTime

Lara Trump Reveals How Eric Trump Literally 'Grabbed' Her Attention When They First Met “And I was like, ‘Oh, well that’s different,'" recalled Donald Trump's daughter-in-law of her first encounter with the president's son.

I always assumed Lara Trump was with the dumber one for money... turns out she just gets off on being insulted.
#CantMakeThisShitUp
Lara Trump Reveals How Eric Trump Literally 'Grabbed' Her Attention When They First Met share.google/OP0S6bKgGB23...

Seriously? Aliens? OK, Flump is certainly running short on diversions to try to keep his devoted masses from paying attention to, oh, let's see, The Economy, The Jobs Market, The Soon to Be War with Iran, graft and Immigration. How 'bout those Epstein files?

#politics #cantmakethisshitup

A conversation with a colleague:

Colleague: (singing) 🎵Doctor Kevorkian!🎵
Me: …why are you consulting with Doctor Kevorkian????
Colleague: My foot

She was mispronouncing her doctor’s actual name, but COME ON!!!

#ShitMyFriendsSay
#ShitTeachersSay
#CantMakeThisShitUp

The European Union should classify #ICE as a terror organization and arrest them at the border.

Maybe finally a good use for the thugs at #Frontex?

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/world/europe/...

#eupol #CantMakeThisShitUp

Handle: JohnSmith
time submitted: 1:37am
time requested: 2hrs at 2:30am
time i saw it: 8:12am
for an outcall
to a town i never promoted adjacent to one i am no longer in
The included message:
"Be my mommy and
Be my mommy
Be my mommy"

79 P411 OKs (19 in 2025) since 2016
#cantmakethisshitup

Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Neither is this Trump supporting teacher who was arrested for "sexting" one.
#CantMakeThisShitUp

SugarRhi~ (@sugarrhi) 😦

substack.com/@sugarrhi/no...
What do nuclear fusion, MIT, Brown University and DJT have in common? #AnotherGrift #CantMakeThisShitUp

Zei de overheid die zelf de reclames van gok instanties steunt 🤣

#CantMakeThisShitUp

#CantMakeThisShitUp #PerpetuallyToneDeaf #SoPoorlyEducated #SoInfinitelyEntitled #SuchProfoundLackOfSelfAwareness #AbsentValueSystem #HyperbolicallyVulgar #FirstClassTrash #Anosognosia #BoldContemptuousCriminality #MakingHisOwnDarkOligarchy #ConscienceFreePlutocracy #ShamelessAmorality

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Men who can't handle growing old and thus turn to fascism, reactionary reductionist social views, and radical fantasies to retain a feeling of potency.

Or phrased differently: "rich enough to afford the best therapy, but. I. do. NOT. WANNA."

(I mean, come on: "At least for men who'd prefer to […]

Yoo #cantmakethisshitup time!

We're back from Zagreb, on the way home a factory blew next to us on the highway. Car shook as hell even started complaining that I stop due to the earthquake.

EXACTLY. I can't make this up because. SHE PROVE MY VIEW POINT. She blocked me for my 🤷🏾‍♂️ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞-𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐦. 🤷🏾‍♂️ AhhahahAHa!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#CantMakeThisUp #CantMakeThisShitUp #Block #LOL #Blocked #LMAO #Funny

Once again, more evidence that this country is being run by incompetent, white male F🤬CKERS!😒

#CantMakeThisShitUp
#HandsOffWomensBodies
#NoKingsOctober18th

a woman covering her face with her hands with the words " i can 't even " written below her ALT: a woman covering her face with her hands with the words " i can 't even " written below her

🙄😒🙄😒🙄😒

#FuckingRepublicanMorons
#CantMakeThisShitUp
#NoKingsOctober18
#Democracy
#FDT

🪧📣💪🇺🇸💙

*cue final jeopardy music*
#cantmakethisshitup

A legal battle over declaring war on Portland, ensues.
#CantMakeThisShitUp

Someone Is Mercilessly Attacking Portland's Power Lines with Dildos Some Portland vigilante is throwing pairs of dildos over telephone wires like rubber dick nunchucks.

The only attack of late I remember on Portland was an invasion of dildos.

#Portland
#FuckICE
#Troops
#Cantmakethisshitup

The internet is forever. #cantmakethisshitup

❝Racism is so strong in the United States of America that a Euro-American can kill another euro-American and the KKK still gets mad and blames black people. 🤷🏾‍♂️ #CantMakeThisShitUp
#SoSadItsAlmostFunny ❞ ⤵︎

"America isnt a racist country". But you had better give thanks to Charlie Kirk. #CantMakeThisShitUp

Just now on my local news, in a story about Trump’s takeover of DC, the masked ‘law enforcement’ is wearing the starred cap of a recently closed local brewery. @nbcwashington.com #cantmakethisshitup

Those are big numbers for... paint.

Did anyone have "Money Laundering" on their "WTF Now" Bingo card?

#usa #borderwall #black #paint
#cantmakethisshitup #onlyinamerica #felonfreedumbfighter #Mexico

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Han havde tidligere en nummerplade, hvor der stod Elon🤷🏻‍♀️ #cantmakethisshitup

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