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Bloke next to me on the train just ‘liked’ a picture of a Kangaroo wanking himself off on Insta.

… more news as it comes

( every pun intended but the first bit is true )

#wanky #kangaroo #thisisengland

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#Vanky thrills
Daddy's #wanky.

Yet she still hangs around. I can't think of anything more disgusting for a grown woman to do than be around her pedophile dad.

As far as I'm concerned they ALL need to be on the kind of farm where they raise and pick cotton by hand, and anything else we think of.

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I've got one of those wanky wicker skirts to avoid Fedora based madness.
#wanky
#madness

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Listening to Yo Yo Ma playing Bach sonatas while using paint stripper to take a manky layer of old dark varnish off our fake Monarch of the Glen we got at the Barras market 15 years ago. Feeling like I’m in one of them art restoration YouTubes. #swanky or #wanky?

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App developers. Please. Just copy the frickin link. No one has ever used the "HEY I SAW THIS COOL THING ON WANKY APP #WANKY #COOL" text and no one ever will

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