A graph of the expected amount of snowfall over the next 66 hours (through 00z on Monday, January 26th) that appears to depict a rather long and girthy yellow and orange phallus extending from the Eastern seaboard through the Midwest with the pointed tip resting western Oklahoma and the balls hanging over the Virginias and Maryland. A small splotch of yellow in New Mexico and the Texas panhandle is in the perfect position to appear as if it's a spurt of cum.
[Suggestive, Weather Dong]
Chat are we fucking deadass rn
I absolutely cannot fucking believe that this is an actual, real forecast image from the National Weather Service
#WeatherDong #Snowpocalypse2026 #WeAreSoFucked #MyProphecyIsFulfilled #FrozenTombsOfTheDamned
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