I’m going to hell but I can’t stop cry-laughing at this. Worthy of Mel Brooks...
#Yeouch
crimson the sun is angry towards my skin once supple now suitcase leather cherry tanned with the sweat from storm surges and poisoned wells my ruddy forehead makes my teeth seem as bright as promontory lighthouses rotating slowly across the canvas shadows of abandoned desert schooners i leave alabaster handprints they sting and linger as sleep struggles to find me within the red haze of perpetual twilight.
#writingprompt #inspiration
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#PoetryCommunity
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#sunburn #yeouch
@malformed-poetry.bsky.social
my head hurt #yeouch
At urgentcare for the hole in my foot that my rooster kicked with his spur into existence 😩
#yeouch #roosters #fuckroosters #lilasshole #goodjobtakingcareofyourladies #butwtfman
Nothing will test your self-discipline quite like a contact lense tearing in your eye, during your morning yoga class
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#Yeouch #Yoga #Pirate
This poop needs to go hard #yeouch