Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.
tim heidecker is the preeminent political satirist of all time and if he’s actually running the onion it could be a not significant cultural counterweight to the manosphere not kidding
If InfoWars can get Tim Heidecker as the Creative Director and Conner O'Malley as a correspondent? Good god, that would be incredible.
The new logo for Infowars has been revealed.
The Onion has successfully landed a deal to take over Alex Jones' site after 17 months of legal issues.
Tim Heidecker will serve as the site's creative director.
incredible time for a tim heidecker renaissance because i recently saw this video for the first time in my life and now when otto (the far more stupid of my two precious dogs) is being particularly smug with that vacant little look on his face, we sing the deevee song to him. he loves it.
"My name is Tim Heidecker, and I'm just here to let you know that I am now in charge of InfoWars" goated sentence forever
Alex Jones finally saw the Tim Heidecker video and is reading the NY Times article about The Onion deal on air as he now goes full Alex Jones.
Calls the bankruptcy judge "George Soros-funded" and the Sandy Hook families "Democrat operatives trying to make money off of my name," among other things.
The Onion partnered with TIM HEIDECKER over me because they HATE women. They can prove me wrong by sending me $300 or setting me up a private meet and greet with TIM HEIDECKER or if he is not available other comedy legend GINA GERSHON. I would like to meet her too
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Notable country music performer (seriously, it's actually kinda good) Tim Heidecker is taking over as creative director of Infowars?
This is better than I could have hoped. It's perfect.
Checking in on Alex Jones with news that The Onion will take over Infowars and have hired Tim Heidecker to be Creative Director.
my husband was just like "remember when the onion bought infowars" while i was internetlessly eating a salad, "they just put tim heidecker in charge of it."
"wait wait, there was a whole lawsuit! let me see what tim onion said!" and so i have returned to the internet
tim heidecker being the new creative director for the new infowars is probably one of the best things that could've possibly happened. i cannot imagine a man more suited for the role
If you'd asked me to pick someone to put in charge of an Onion owned InfoWars and gave me a hundred years to figure it out I would not think of anyone better for it than Tim Heidecker
The Onion and Tim Heidecker combining forces to run Infowars is news so good that it'll either forcefully shunt us onto a new utopian timeline or instead trigger a counterbalancing negative event in the form of nuclear war. No middle ground
I hope Tim Heidecker keeps Alex Jones locked in the new infowars basement like some kind of Omelas Child misery battery for the benefit of the sandy hook families
