tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy
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Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.
He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).
Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.
And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.
Remember this.
Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.
He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).
Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.
And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.
Remember this.
tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy
If you're thinking of Tim Cook's legacy, this piece from last September: How Tim Cook sold out Steve Jobs. www.anildash.com/2025/09/09/h...
Just a reminder that if you want to support someone on Patreon, make sure to do it on desktop/browser and not the App Store if you have an iphone/ipad. Apple charges YOU extra, and holds your money for nearly 3 months before paying it out to the creator.
All of this
For as Progressive as Apple tries to appear, they bent to technofascism at the first opportunity
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tim apple stepping down on the same day as tim onion stepping up is beautiful
Apple announced that Tim Cook will become executive chairman of Apple’s board of directors and John Ternus, senior vice president of Hardware Engineering, will become Apple’s next chief executive officer effective on September 1, 2026. www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
Apple announced that Tim Cook will become executive chairman of Apple’s board of directors and John Ternus, senior vice president of Hardware Engineering, will become Apple’s next chief executive officer effective on September 1, 2026. www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
Apple announced that Tim Cook will become executive chairman of Apple’s board of directors and John Ternus, senior vice president of Hardware Engineering, will become Apple’s next chief executive officer effective on September 1, 2026. www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
Tim Apple stepping down the same day Tim Onion announces big news
Huge day for the Tim community is what I’m saying
I'm VERY bad about sharing my successes, but I do want to share this with y'all.
The Retro Blast Podcast is on track for 300,000 downloads soon, and has a 4.9/5.0 rating across Apple, Spotify, and Podchaser alone.
I almost ended the show a couple years ago. I'm glad I didn't.
I'm proud of it.😊
A new Apple CEO calls for an emergency episode of The Vergecast. @reckless.bsky.social and @davidpierce.xyz are live now, come hang out!
Bloomberg's Mark Gurman called it last month: "Tim Cook doesn’t want to talk about retirement yet, but John Ternus is emerging as his most likely successor." www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
Bloomberg's Mark Gurman called it last month: "Tim Cook doesn’t want to talk about retirement yet, but John Ternus is emerging as his most likely successor." www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
And the disappearance of the headphone jack. Fuck you, Tim Cook
Tim Cook's legacy will be enshittifying Apple's software, abusing their market dominance, and then playing apologist to fascism.
Under his leadership they burned billions on a car that never drove, and the only major attempt at a new product during his tenure (the Apple Vision Pro) was a total dud.
Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple.
John Ternus, Apple’s current Senior Vice President of Engineering, will take over as CEO in September.
Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple.
John Ternus, Apple’s current Senior Vice President of Engineering, will take over as CEO in September.
Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple.
John Ternus, Apple’s current Senior Vice President of Engineering, will take over as CEO in September.
Erika will hate this answer, but: Apple Car. Take the amazing, cheap, electric, fast-charging commuter car tech that BYD is kicking ass with in Asia and bring it here, with a seamless connection to your iPhone. It's something only Apple could do and it's so needed here.
i think apple has creatively stagnated under tim cook. instead of innovating the apple product pipeline for years now has been "the same product but with the buttons slightly to the left." it has none of the spark -- good and bad -- it did under steve jobs. even worse, cook is a trump bootlicker.