Tim Apple

Tim is scoring 15 seconds into OT

hello tim mr. onion aka @bencollins.bsky.social ,

please hire me. i owe adobe photoshop ten million dollars and they are forcing me to post this image i made. i can no longer afford ten thousand steaks a day. thank you.

- unemployed brain pill advocate

Bye Tim. You wore out your welcome the first time to toadied to Trump.

Read: “we’re putting an engineer in charge now and in order to make sure they don’t screw it up, Tim here will do all the talking.”

Have been working on a “Tim vegetables” post for the last twenty minutes and just found I’ve been pipped at the post

The only Tim I recognize

Would @timmiller.bsky.social kiss Corey Lewandowski on the lips for three seconds in exchange for Donald Trump resigning? Well now you know.

8 PM ET. Tim is livestreaming again and answering questions like this. Tune in on YouTube and Substack.

One Tim enters, another Tim exits. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

Tim Apple stepping down the same day Tim Onion announces big news

Huge day for the Tim community is what I’m saying

Rest assured that Tim will still be around to hand out gold statues to authoritarians around the world in exchange for tariff relief

so tim apple steps down just as tim onion adds another tim? onion tim ascendant

re-watching On Cinema from the start to show my gf and it’s so so good from the jump. i forget that tim really does start out as a normal if entitled dude, his rightward radicalization over the years is just masterful satire

The Trump stench will never wash off Tim

Karma is a beautiful thing for those who act in good faith. For those who acted in bad faith, it's a bitch. Tim was cooked by karma. 🤔 🤣

This fucker needs to go to prison for giving Trump a bribe on TV. We're going to get your old whispy ass someday, Tim 🫵🤡

Tim cooked Steve’s job, now it’s time for John Apple.

tim is cooked so get ready for john apple

Original post on mstdn.social

Ternus is a good choice. He was a huge part of the #iPad. He's also really young and has been with #apple for fucking ever. I don't mind Tim. I've found him to just be a little too spineless against #trump and LOUDLY saying what Apple users want. We want creation tools, we don't want #ai #news […]

Tim is a flat circle or something to that effect

He may have been a manky Scots git, but let's pause to remember the greatest Tim of all.

RE: flipboard.com/@cbcnews/top-stories-01r...

To be forever remembered as the one who abdicated to Trump

This is your legacy Tim

#apple

Interested to see how MacRumors turns the story of Tim stepping down as CEO of Apple into 9 separate articles.

Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down John Ternus, Apple's hardware boss, will take over for Tim Cook as CEO starting September 1. Cook will stay on as executive chairman.

www.businessinsider.com/apple-ceo-ti... dedicated apple hater and yet shareholder here so I'm sad. You've made us so much money Tim.
I'll miss you. #timcook

Congratulations Tim. You've managed to have your legacy be kissing Trump's ass when the right thing to do was stand up to him. All you did for Apple was come up with new colours for iPhones. Good riddance. That's all I will remember.
#ETTD

Tim finally letting someone else Cook so the company can finally think different. Let's hope the next guy brings prices that aren't 3x the price of the exact alternative and that iPhones can start their advertising with something other than "This iPhone isn't worse than the last one"