Horrified
Every time I check in on the Royals
Horrified
Every time I check in on the Royals
Please sign my petition to make Royals baseball a war crime:
Leody Taveras hits a grand slam in the 12th. The Orioles suddenly have a 7-2 lead over the Royals
#Royals cursed cause they benched Hud
Ok. NOW I’m going to bed.
You all really suck, Royals.
I really want to just go to bed but what if the Royals finally do something good???
The NBA playoffs sure sound fun and exciting. I'm over here watching the Royals in a 1-1 extra-innings game in which the top of the 11th was introduced with "and so we beat on, boats against the current..."
Schreiber? Oh so we're giving UP giving up. #Royals
I’m not hitting the Royals 2004 doomsday clock button just yet but the clock has been moved to five minutes to midnight
These fans gotta help me out and start relentlessly booing. This is simply an unacceptable product. #Royals
Jesus Christ the Royals are whatever the opposite of clutch is on offense
Fire everybody but Lugo. Every. Body. #Royals
The worst the Royals play, the more annoyed I get at the hat shuffle on the streaming platform between innings
Schreiber? Now? Who is betting against the Royals in that dugout?
Fuck you Schreiber. Please demand to be traded. Fans will help you move. #ROYALS
the Royals are incredible at losing every kind of game
#Royals tie it!!! 2-2
Did Bobby just save the Royals season? 2-2.
That 3-1 pitch to Maikel was so indicative of our problems right now. Maikel was looking for a pitch to pull and that wasn't it, so he took it. But he could have served it the other way to tie the game. #Royals
Bobby!
#Royals
Luckily BWJ came through! #Royals
I think---and I'm only kind of joking---the #Royals this year are just trying to make the OBP-first analytics people cry.
I'm only half-joking here, because I do think the Royals are employing the one-size-fits-all version of advanced analytics which doesn't account for the situation.
Worst bullpen in baseball. #Royals
All I want to read tomorrow is the Royals have made the following moves:
Lane Thomas DFA
Alex Lange DFA
Jon Schreiber DFA
Matt Quatraro FIRED