Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Guinevere was a lady of the knight

#funny, #fun, #oneliner, #humor, #humour, #knight, #lady, #Guinnevere, #silly

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Kevin's Limerick of the Day

A tax bill through Congress is speeding
That billionaires claim to be needing
They think it is swell
Coming here at Noel
And here's what it means, Season’s Greedings

#funny, #fun, #limerick, #humour, #humor, #clever, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #silly, #tax. #congress

By Nary
by Kevin Ahern

The computer chip
Is getting soft
Making errors
A wee bit off

#funny, #fun, #humor, #humour, #comedy, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #computer, #bit, #error

High Seize
by Kevin Ahern

Blackbeard’s slogan
Gotta admire it
Proclaims that God
Is his co-pirate

#funny, #fun, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #clever, #blackbeard, #God, #pirate

Kevin's Cartoon of the Day

#funny, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #fun, #cartoon, #comic, #vanishing, #air

Kevin's One Liner of the Day

A Playtex on the clothesline is hanging out in bra daylight

#funny, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #fun, #oneliner

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Kevin's Limerick of the Day

Henry Ford wins the prize, but of course
For breaking a rule some endorse
His particular zeal
For automobiles
Was why he put the car ‘fore the horse

#funny, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #fun, #limerick

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SeXY
by Kevin Ahern

The teenage girl
Is overjoyed
When he called back
Her spirits boyed

#funny, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #fun

Winter’s Tail
by Kevin Ahern

Arctic squalls,
Snow falls,
Bird calls,
Four walls

Where’s spring?

#funny, #humor, #humour, #comedy, #silly, #clever, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #spring, #snow

Time Whys
by Kevin Ahern

A bit of future
I need to borrow
Stuck here in the past
Of tomorrow

#funny, #humor, #humour, #comedy, #silly, #clever, #silly

Kevin's Cartoon of the Day

#cartoon, #comic, #funny, #humor, #humour, #silly, #comedy, #Oregon, #weed, #smoke, #fire

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Kevin's Limerick of the Day

Mrs. Claus told the children one night
That Santa had sure wooed her right
It seems he got bold
When out in the cold
It truly was love at frost sight

#limerick, #funny, #humor, #humour, #silly, #santa, #christmas, #laugh, #verse, #poetry

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Cuteness is a brush with the awww

#oneliner, #funny, #humor, #humour, #comedy, #cute, #cuteness, #awwww, #silly

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Food Fright

Last night’s chili
Left you nauseous?
Should’ve been
A bit more cautious

#funny, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #laugh, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #chili, #nausea, #caution

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Kevin's One Liner

An Italian orthopedist is a Menditerranean

#oneliner, #funny, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #laugh, #orthopedist, #Mediterranean, #Italian

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Kevin's Limerick of the Day

They said that a curse overtook her
When she robbed that store with a Luger
In fact it is plain
The cause was cocaine
She wanted some more cure pain sugar

#limerick, #funny, #humor, #humour, #comedy, #laugh, #funny, #silly, #cocaine, #sugar

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#cartoon, #comic, #funny, #humor, #verse, #laugh, #poetry, #poem, #domino's, #pizza, #domino'seffect

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Time to Go
by Kevin Ahern

Time passed me yesterday
On its way to the bathroom
“Excuse me,” Time said

And like a fool
I let Time go by

What was I thinking?

#funny, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #laugh, #silly, #art, #nothing, #something, #poem, #poetry, #verse

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Starving Artist
by Kevin Ahern

Art is selling something
You made out of nothing
Nothing is what you get
When no one buys your something

#funny, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #laugh, #silly, #art, #nothing, #something, #poem, #poetry, #verse

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

I tried one of those mail-order bride services and now I can’t wait for my Czech in the mail

#funny, #humor, #comedy, #humour, #oneliner, #laugh, #silly, #bride, #mailorder, $czech, #mail, #laugh

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Kevin's Limerick of the Day

Princess Middleton’s having some pain
Morning sickness is not so mundane
This wee little boy
And bundle of joy
Has a forecast that’s calling for reign

#limerick, #funny, #comedy, #poem, #verse, #rain, #princess, #humor, #silly, #british

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#funny, #humor, #humour, #laugh, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #silly, #comedy, #tunafish, #health, #diet, #shopping

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Volumes

The argument was sound
It was all his
And there was lots of it
Sound, that is

#funny, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #humour, #humor, #comedy, #clever, #sound, #argument
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#lighthouse, #Oregon, #sometimes, #ocean, #sea, #waves, #creativity, #writing,

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Kevin's Limerick of the Day

The gymnast most proper and prim
Said her boyfriend was not just a whim
He seemed to her of course
Like a large pommel horse
And that’s why she’s flipped over him

#limerick, #funny, #gymnast, #flip, #pommelhorse, #humor, #comedy, #laugh

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

People who arrange those dried flower things are old growth florists
#one liner, #joke, #pun, #humor, #humour, #funny, #comedy, #clever, #florist, #flower, #old growth, #oldgrowth, #forest

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

I went to a metric urologist and centipeed into a cup.

#oneliner, #one liner, #funny, #humor, #comedy, #humour, #pun, #metric, #urologist, #pee, #centipede, #comedy, #comic

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Kevin's Limerick of the Day

I asked my good friend o’er a brew
Why he didn’t help his sibling Sue
It’s easy to see
Cuz he told me that he
Can’t be a brother and assist her too

#limerick, #funny, #humor, "humour, #comedy, #clever, #laugh, #comic

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Thoughtless

A government in a democracy
Can be brought to the brink
When participants say what they think
Even if they don’t think

#comedy, #humor, #funny, #govern, #government, #politics, #democracy, #comic

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#cartoon, #funny, #visual, #comedy, #pun, #humor, #comic, #comma, #punctuation, #grammar

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