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Posts by Funny Hoof

Nice photo Faith! 🤩

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A photo bee looking for nectar, on a sunflower. Photo taken last Summer.

A photo bee looking for nectar, on a sunflower. Photo taken last Summer.

A worker bee not thinking about Friday. Be like the worker bee. 🤪

RoozenGaarde • Mount Vernon

📸 #photography #seattle

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“A broken clock is right twice a day,” I say, staring blankly at a dead digital clock… I’m starting to think the proverb lied to me.

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Bluesky under attack again?

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a black background with white text. it says:

YOU CAN BE 
ALONE
WITH YOUR OWN 
THOUGHTS

a black background with white text. it says: YOU CAN BE ALONE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS

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Just remember, sometimes clothes aren’t clothes, they’re wrapping paper.

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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

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Dun dun.

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A screenshot of a conversation about mobile phones.

A screenshot of a conversation about mobile phones.

Dearest Gentle Reader,

Here’s a bit of light reading.

Yours Truly,
Lady Clackerdown

2 days ago 15 3 1 0
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🤧

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Simple photograph of a tin of #Tabasco brand #chocolate Not showing the contents.

Simple photograph of a tin of #Tabasco brand #chocolate Not showing the contents.

Well, these are fun and really, really good!!! 😋 I need more. I can't wait to see/try Sriracha chocolates! Is there such a thing? #Food #GreatFood #foodie #FoodSky #Tabasco #TabascoChocolate #Sriracha #SrirachaCocolates.

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A photo of a coil fish in a pond.

A photo of a coil fish in a pond.

A photo of a coil fish in a pond.

A photo of a coil fish in a pond.

Life is all about perspective.

Kubota Garden • Seattle

📸 #photography #seattle

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“I’m just saying, Gumby, American Idol has produced multiple Platinum selling artists who are household names. Whereas, people only tune into this shitfest to see the judges. The most “famous” winner from The Voice is probably Alisan Porter, who was already famous as a child actress from the 90s.”

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Drop some DOORS 🏠🏬🖤🛖🏰

"I heard screaming are we....oh, oh sorry"

3 days ago 2 1 1 0

Nothing tests my spiritual growth quite like a website telling me my "password is incorrect.”

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Be careful out there. There’s a huge t-bone penis moving through the Midwest.

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Is everyone else flooded with bots today? Is this what the glitch was about yesterday - to let them all in?

4 days ago 4 2 1 0

i really do want to talk about the weather

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capitalism is the source of the dread. the way our country grinds human beings up and spits them out is the source of dread.

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My therapist must be really good, because I don't have a therapist.
#humour #humoursky

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When I was younger, I thought I’d have the answers once I became an adult.

Now, my questions are more like “What’s a Roth IRA?” and not “Is it supposed to look like that?”

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A vibrant sea of multi-colored dahlias—in shades of fiery orange, deep magenta, and crisp white—blooms beneath a serene backdrop of hazy blue mountains.

A vibrant sea of multi-colored dahlias—in shades of fiery orange, deep magenta, and crisp white—blooms beneath a serene backdrop of hazy blue mountains.

When I’m not on here, I’m here. 🤍

RoozenGaarde • Mount Vernon

📸 #pacificnorthwest #photography

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What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time. 👊🏻

#dadjoke #funny

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bird with black-and-white barred back and tail, red crown and nape, and dark sharp bill. perched on a dead limb

bird with black-and-white barred back and tail, red crown and nape, and dark sharp bill. perched on a dead limb

Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #FeederFriends — birds you might see at your feeder. They do not have to be on a feeder.

Red-bellied Woodpecker, Kansas 2025

#Birds #NaturePhotography #Nature #Wildlife #BirdPhotography #Woodpeckers #FlyoverCountry

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Allen's Hummingbird is russett, white, and blackish-green. Here, a vibrantly colored male is perched on a bare twiggy branch.

Allen's Hummingbird is russett, white, and blackish-green. Here, a vibrantly colored male is perched on a bare twiggy branch.

#birdoftheday #feederfriends

Here's Allen's Hummingbird, which eats nectar and insects. We don't keep a hummingbird feeder, but my mom used to.

#noplanetB #nature #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #naturelover #wild #wilderness #earth #birds #photography #hummingbird #pollinators

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Red male cardinal on a pine tree branch

Red male cardinal on a pine tree branch

This #cardinal was at my neighbors' feeder, and then sat for a quick portrait

#BirdOfTheDay #FeederFriends #birds #photography #ECK

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Climbs out of dumpster, holding a Bath & Body Works candle :

“It’s not looking good in there. I still can’t find the f—ks to give.”

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Two foxes in my garden. One laying down and looking away from the camera, and one sitting next to them, looking toward the camera. They're sitting on some lush green grass, behind a low garden wall.

Two foxes in my garden. One laying down and looking away from the camera, and one sitting next to them, looking toward the camera. They're sitting on some lush green grass, behind a low garden wall.

Two for one for today's #FoxOfTheDay 🦊

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