I will also say to all of my old and new UK friends: I am available for adoption. 😁

#AdoptanAmerican
#Help

#USA #cometoCanada #adoptanAmerican #BritishColumbia

And to this 👆👆👆 no wonder in Canada we are seeing Americans visiting our country wearing these 👇👇👇 t-shirts begging us to adopt them. I wish we could allow everyone in to escape this apocalypse in America 🫶🫶!
#AdoptanAmerican #AmericanApocalypse
#3E

Welcome to April.

I am still up for adoption to a good home in UK, Ireland, Iceland, Norway, Netherlands, Germany.

#AdoptAnAmerican
#HelpUS
#AdoptDontShop

I need this book so badly right now, as an American, I need to escape reality for a bit. Which says a lot about my country that I have to read about a creepy murderer to lighten the load. 😳😬😵‍💫😔
#ISOpoliticalasylum
#AdoptAnAmerican
#TrueCrimeCalmsMe

canadians love americans the overall majority of our brothers and sisters to the south are adorable
AM URGING ALL CANADIANS TO #AdoptAnAmerican

Dear Canada, please, I’m begging you, gloat loudly, as loudly as possible. As one Canadian said “who’s your daddy now donny” I want to see more of that. Signed, an ashamed american #4Nations #adoptanamerican #fuckusupcanada

I love this, and hate how much dread this fills me with all at the same time. #sorryourpresidentisevil #sos #adoptanamerican

Anyone in #Ireland care to adopt a housebroken middle aged american? I've been learning Gaeilge for a couple years now and have some useful skills. Love a good pint.

Think on it.

#AdoptDontShop
#AdoptAnAmerican
#Gaeilge

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#AdoptAnAmerican #CanadaLovesAmericans #SuperbowlShenanigans #PuppybowlAftermath #WomanYellingAtCat #trending #meme

Sold! #AdoptAnAmerican

Hey fellow Europeans, let's #AdoptAnAmerican

.@ioerror : "Wir Amerikaner rufen um Hilfe,weil korrupte Parlamentarier uns gefährden!" #whistlebloweraward #adoptanamerican #reachout