Barb the Barbarian leaps through the hair and wraps her powerful thighs around Astarion's head.

Barb the Barbarian laughs as she twists her torso while Astarion's head is clench between her powerful thighs.

Barb the Barbarian leans backward, pulling Astarion from his feet.

Barb the Barbarian lands on hands and knees, body slamming Astarion to ground!

Narrator: Astarion struts back into camp after a good night's hunt.

Barb the Barbarian: "TIME FOR DESSERT, BEAUTIFUL ELF MAN!"

Narrator: "Barb the Barbarian performs 'the Frankensteiner' on her unsuspecting lover."

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"DON'T BELIEVE IN SELF!

BELIEVE IN THE BARB WHO BELIEVE IN YOU!"

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Astarion is likely concussed while Barb the Barbarian giggles playfully.

Barb the Barbarian: "BEAUTIFUL ELF MAN GO TO HORNY JAIL!"

*bonk*

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Barb the Barbarian laughs in glee as she drags a struggling Astarion to her bedroll.

An alternate angle of Barb the Barbarian dragging Astarion through camp to her bedroll.

The more Astarion struggles, the more Barb the Barbarian gets heated up. She begins to bight her lower lip in anticipation of grinding his bones to make her bread.

Little does Barb the Barbarian know that Astarion knows that she likes it when he puts up a fight. He makes eye-contact with camera and winks. He puts a finger to his lips to hush the audience, as if do say "Don't worry, darlings. I actually really like how wild she gets."

Astarion: "The spirit is willing, darling! But the flesh is squish and bruised!"

Barb the Barbarian: "BARB WANT SNU SNU!"

Astarion: "Can't we just cuddle!?"

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In her enthusiasm for Egg Day, Barb the Barbarian gets carried away and hurls an owlbear egg into Astarion's midsection.

A chagrined Barb the Barbarian stands over a broken and unconscious Astarion in a heap on the ground.

Barb the Barbarian: "HAPPY EGG DAY, LOVER"

Barb the Barbarian *hurls* an owlbear egg at an unprepared Astarion.

Astarion: "OOF!"

Astarion collapses to the ground, twitching.

Barb the Barbarian: "...Barb think Barb broke beautiful elf man."

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DUCK! Barb the Barbarian is distributing brightly colored eggs at maximum velocity!

Barb the Barbarian: "HAPPY EGG DAY!"

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Snu Snu Sisters for the win

Replicating the poses in this piece by @kevinrages.bsky.social

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