an edit of a still from the simpsons featuring bart facing the camera, jolyne's face from jjba replaces bart's

saw a post that made me hyperfocus on this over the last 15 min

#jjba
#stoneocean
#bart

I’m in Ohlone Park and I guess I should be watching my daughter play soccer but instead I keep thinking about how they should dig up the park to build a third #BART track allowing trains to turn at Downtown #Berkeley.

#trains #Transit #PublicTransportation

I’m in Ohlone Park and I guess I should be watching my daughter play soccer but instead I keep thinking about they should dig up the park to build a third #BART track allowing trains to turn at Downtown #Berkeley.

#trains #Transit #PublicTransportation

The Bay Area regional transit measure is not a “bailout” for #BART & #Muni because they are failing. It’s simply correcting the problem that our agencies rely too much on fares to survive. It’s normal and right for our cities to subsidize public #transit, just like nearly every other major city.

De West Bank is een weegschaal voor de mens De West Bank is een weegschaal

De #WestBank is een weegschaal voor de mens.
Hierbij het uitgewerkte artikel van #Bart #Nijman over de beschuldigingen van #debroervanroos aan het adres van Christenen voor Israël.

En #Hofman maar zwaaien met dat domineesvingertje.🤢

Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: She'll see through me like Grandma's underpants!
#thesimpsons #lisathebeautyqueen #bart

BART supporters need 186K signatures by June. Will Hunky Jesus and $7-a-gallon gas get them there? Last week’s BART column elicited a fair few arguments against a BART rescue measure. They made as much sense as carpeting on a train. BART supporters need 186K signatures by June. Will Hunky Jesus and $7-a-gallon gas get them there?

#BART supporters need 186K signatures by June. Will Hunky Jesus and $7 gas get them there?
missionlocal.org/2026/03/bart-supporters-...
#Transportation #Transit #California #BayArea #SanFrancisco #Caltrain

Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: [to Lisa] Later, I'll teach you the tricks of the trade: Taping your swimsuit to your butt, petroleum jelly on your teeth for that frictionless smile, and the ancient art of padding. [purrs suggestively]
#thesimpsons #lisathebeautyqueen #bart

Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?
Marge: Um, I don't think so.
Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions...Is there any frontal nudity?
Marge: No, Homer!
#thesimpsons #astreetcarnamedmarge #marge #bart #homer

It’s a brutal cycle—traffic is back to pre-pandemic levels, yet transit is on a fiscal cliff. Are you seeing more people trade the long commute for local East Bay jobs lately? 🛣️🦋 #BART #RealEstate #SuperCommuter

#thesimpsons
Falhando miseravelmente em pintar digitalmente. #Bart e #Milhouse.

I’m especially looking forward to the Railgoods pop-up—nothing says "Bay Area Local" like a well-designed transit mascot. See you at the boba stand! #LivingSculptures #DesignEquity #BART

BART hosts sensory orientation to help blind, low-vision riders navigate train system - Local News Matters BART hosted a sensory orientation event Wednesday at the 19th Street Oakland station to educate low-vision individuals about using the train system.  BART held a sensory orientation at Oakland’s 19th…

Read more at localnewsmatters.org/2026/03/26/b...

#publictransit #accessibility #disability #bart #bayarea

My catalog is up for BART MART 2! bartmart.notion.site/hikapoi-2 #BART #bayArea #BARTmart #indieArtists #smallBusiness

#bart

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My catalog is up for BART MART 2 @ https://bartmart.notion.site/hikapoi-2 !! #BARTmart #BayArea #sfbayarea #BART #bayAreaRapidTransit #mart #indieArtists #smallbusiness

Never stop talking about the Epstein Files! #Resist #RemoveTheRegime #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #Trump #Lutnick #Phelan #Zampolli #RFK #Warsh #Oz #Musk #Bannon #Acosta #Bart #Ratner #RuleOfLaw #FreeAmerica #NoKings #BelieveSurvivors #Indivisible

A photo of the gates at BART

A photo of the BART train. It says going to Richmond

Taking a series of trains and fun facts about them

1. Civic Center, San Francisco to MacArthur, Oakland

Fun fact: BART uses the broad gauge, same as Indian Railways (another train system I know super well)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5_ft_6_in_gauge_railway […]

[Original post on hachyderm.io]

_This week on the Lock and Code podcast…_ Forget the runaway train thrillingly shot in Buster Keaton’s 1926 film “The General,” and never mind the charging locomotive rescued by actors Denzel Washington and Chris Pine in the 2010 film “Unstoppable,” as there’s a far more frequent (and far less heart-pounding) railcar drama happening across California’s Bay Area: The repeated breakdown of the Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) system, all because of a few networking errors. Opened in 1972, BART today carries about 175,000 people every weekday on five separate lines to 50 different stations placed across dozens of cities in the Bay Area, including San Francisco, Oakland, Berkeley, Daly City, Fremont, Richmond, and more. Its tracks and railcars travel both above ground and below, and it is one of the only public transit systems in the US that goes underwater—traveling through what is called the TransBay tube. It is likely the region’s largest public project, spanning 131 miles of track, with a fleet of more than 700 cars, proving vital to workers and residents everywhere, and on May 9, 2025, it all came grinding to a halt, due to what BART officials called a “computer networking problem.” At the Glen Park station in San Francisco, would-be travelers found yellow caution tape at the entry gates. At the El Cerrito Plaza station, BART staff and police informed visitors that the system was down. And at the Rockridge station in Oakland, a reporter for The San Francisco Chronicle witnessed a small group of people sprinting up the stairs to try and catch a train that never came. It was the kind of meltdown for public infrastructure that puts an entire system in peril. And it happened again just months later. In September, a network crash brought BART to a halt, repeating almost the exact same frustrations and delays for travelers left without transportation to work. That’s the end of it, right? Wrong. In February 2026, _another_ computer failure caused another outage. So, in one of the wealthiest regions in America, the subway doesn’t always run, its network is prone to crash, and any money for technology often goes elsewhere. Today, on the Lock and Code podcast with host David Ruiz, we speak with San Francisco Chronicle transportation report Rachel Swan about what the BART outages revealed about the state of the system’s aging technology, why public infrastructure so often struggles to modernize, and what exactly went wrong in the three prior outages. > “One piece of equipment—and again, this is old equipment—one piece breaks down and they completely lose visibility, so they don’t know where any of the trains are.” Tune in today to listen to the full conversation. _Show notes and credits:_ Intro Music: “Spellbound” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Outro Music: “Good God” by Wowa (unminus.com) * * * **Listen up—Malwarebytes doesn’t just talk cybersecurity, we provide it.** Protect yourself from online attacks that threaten your identity, your files, your system, and your financial well-being with our exclusive offer for Malwarebytes Premium Security for Lock and Code listeners.

This is all it takes to stop a train (Lock and Code S07E06) This week on the Lock and Code podcast, we speak with Rachel Swan about the simple network problems causing major train outages in the Ba...

#Podcast #bart #Bay #Area #Rapid #Transit

Origin | Interest | Match

Bart Simpson spending his holidays in France Bart Simpson has somehow become the most unexpected resident of Center Parcs Les Trois Forêts and he is not even trying. 🇫🇷🌲😄

Bart Simpson has somehow become the most unexpected resident of Center Parcs Les Trois Forêts and he is not even trying. 🇫🇷🌲😄

Read my post here: discovermyeurope.eu/bart-simpson...

#Bart #CenterParcs #marketing #Simpson

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Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: I just want the whole world to know that this was a really crappy camp. [covers microphone with his hand] Can I say 'crappy' on TV?
Kent: Yes, on this network, you can.
#thesimpsons #kampkrusty #bart #kentbrockman

BART system map snap back cap

#transit #bart @bart.gov
Mail call: System map snapback

I might even wear this on CalTrain tonight 🤭

A close-up shot of a person wearing an elaborate, maximalist outfit while standing on public transit. They are wearing a brown and white checkered blazer adorned with several iridescent bows and a large, shimmering gold butterfly brooch on the lapel. Underneath, a polka-dot shirt and a patterned pocket square add to the textured look. A small, white fringed crossbody bag with the words "Follow your heart" hangs at their waist. The lighting is warm and golden, highlighting the intricate details of the accessories.

That time I ran into 'Mista Supa Fly' (my designation) at the BART fare gates 👀
Luckily my camera was easy to reach!
Backstory for those interested🤓:
www.oaklens.art/field-notes/...

#Classic #photosky #fashion #Bart #photography #bayarea #Oakland #StreetStyle #streetphotography

El Cerrito’s Big Bet on Transit-Oriented Housing Once known as the “City of Homes,” this East Bay suburb is building 700 apartments on parking lots surrounding its two BART stations.

Once known as the “City of Homes,” this #EastBay suburb is building 700 apartments on parking lots surrounding its two #BART stations. buff.ly/Pt8ZZpd

#ElCerrito #TransitOriented #UrbanPlanning

🧵 2/7

For the San Francisco Bay Area, a question:

Do you want functional transit
OR
gridlock?

Sign the petitions to put the transit funding measures on the ballot
& Vote for them

Or spend an extra hour or 2 in traffic.

Your choice.
#transit #BART #CalTrain #bus