Congress Perfects Vanishing Act as Deadlines Pass Like Ghosts #CongressionalCountdown #ChecksAndImbalance #PowerOutage #DeadlineBlues #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com WASHINGTON, DC—As the nation sits breathlessly on the edge of a looming government shutdown in exactly 41 days, Congress has again displayed its mastery at delegating, procrastinating, and generally letting democracy run on autopilot. Lawmakers across party lines celebrated this impressive streak of inaction with a bipartisan “We’ll Get to It Eventually” brunch—featuring waffles with extra syrup for those who’ve contributed nothing.

Congress Perfects Vanishing Act as Deadlines Pass Like Ghosts

#CongressionalCountdown #ChecksAndImbalance #PowerOutage #DeadlineBlues #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com WASHINGTON, DC—As the nation sits breathlessly on the edge of a looming government shutdown in exactly 41 days, Congress has…