Ukraine President Passes Anti-Corruption Bill, Protests and EU Unimpressed #CorruptionCrusade #ZelenskyZings #ParliamentPanic #EuroDrama #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com KYIV — In a dazzling display of democracy, entertainment, and well-practiced sighing, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has unveiled his latest anti-corruption bill to parliament, igniting widespread protests, passionate EU tut-tutting, and a surge in popcorn sales. “Corruption will no longer have a seat at the table,” Zelensky declared, placing the thick stack of paperwork atop a parliament podium—where it promptly buckled under the weight of unfulfilled promises.

Ukraine President Passes Anti-Corruption Bill, Protests and EU Unimpressed

#CorruptionCrusade #ZelenskyZings #ParliamentPanic #EuroDrama #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com KYIV — In a dazzling display of democracy, entertainment, and well-practiced sighing, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has…