And looking back, Marla should be sending Melania flowers every year. #dodgedabullet
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Here’s me tonight when I realized I’m talking to a woman whose ex-FIL and grandfather of her two kids is the same guy I spent quite a bit of time with last summer and fall who told me he was childless and had family he didn’t talk to #dodgedabullet #creep
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I left a store the other day just as Uptown Girl started playing #DodgedABullet
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😬 I was very eagerly hoping #Mets might have been able to pry him away from the Reds. Now he may need Tommy John surgery. Glad we went out and got Freddy instead! #dodgedabullet
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I got chatted up by Ghislane Maxwell in a club one night.
She was very charming.
I’m literally one degree away.
That will make you stop and think about how your life choices can pivot on the smallest things.
#dodgedabullet #luck
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Luckily it's Wolves....could have been Mansfield Town.
#DodgedABullet
#Sarcasm
#LFC
#YNWA
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A montage of Frieren weeping and wailing in her infamous three-day tantrum.
Himmel didn't know how lucky he was.
She looked for a flower for six months. She thought nothing of "seeya in 50 years." Three days is nothing to her.
This could have been six weeks.
#frieren #frierentantrum #dodgedabullet
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3 years ago I dated a girl who loved trash taste, we used to watch them together, and she just posted a lesbian Epstein meme on her snap
#TheUsualSuspect #NotSurprised #DodgedABullet #StraponNotWorthTheRedFlag
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I’m glad we didn’t go to the same party last night.
#Awkward
#DodgedABullet
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RUN GIRL, #Usha
#YouInDangerGIrl
You’ve #DodgedABullet, #UshaVance, now get out of the fucking #fascistState of #Gilead to the #Commonwealth ASAP
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yeah she’s blocked & reported now thank god #dodgedabullet
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Masquerading as an anti-establishment firebrand, Poilievre aimed to ride anger about inequality and the cost-of-living crisis into office, then hand the keys to the corporate elite.
#DodgedABullet
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If I was born one day earlier I would have gotten hazbin hotel #dodgedabullet
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Seeing the finest woman in my whole life on the internet but she has a powerpuff girl edit as her profile picture so she's probably the devil #dodgedabullet
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Thank god my visit to DC was a few summers ago; I’m just lucky the criminals there didn’t track me down back to Wisconsin and murder me and my family! #dodgedabullet
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They just confirmed you don't want to work there
#dodgedabullet
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Awww, dang! I didn't know that could happen. That makes sense, though. You lose bone density when you carry babies they need your calcium to grow. #DodgedABullet #Sacrifice
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PM Carney sums up the premiers’ meeting in Sask. Canada, have we ever heard such efficiency being brought to us?
Yes, it’s early days, but this gov’t has already delivered more now than I’ve seen in recent times.
What would’ve happened had PP won? 😱
#DodgedaBullet #grateful #proud #TeamCanada
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The audacity of insecure men never ceases to amaze me. Ladies, the bar is literally underground at this point.
#DatingHorrorStories #MarriageMarket #MisognyIsReal #DodgedABullet #HerStoriesToday
Read the full story here: herstoriestoday.wordpress.com/2025/06/01/b...
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The audacity of insecure men never ceases to amaze me. Ladies, the bar is literally underground at this point.
#DatingHorrorStories #MarriageMarket #MisognyIsReal #DodgedABullet #HerStoriesToday
Read the full story here: herstoriestoday.wordpress.com/2025/06/01/b...
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Date #2 of this week. He pretty much said “sit, be pretty and don’t use your brain” So I called him out and then he blocked me. At least I looked cute 😘 #dodgedabullet
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Luckily we have no SkNe reception #dodgedabullet
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A Canada warbler sits on a water fountain.
A Canada warbler. Thanks for voting. Did we not dodge a bullet? We'll see where we go from here. (Australia next.) #birds #birding #canadastrong #canadawarbler #dodgedabullet #australiaelection #elbowsup #friendsacrossborders
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Yesterday I was chatting with a guy on grindr. Out of nowhere, he asked me if I would manscape my bush & shave my balls for him. I flat out told him I like being hirsute, it make me feel sexy & that I won’t change for a man. Then he blocked me.
#dodgedabullet #hirsute&happy #hairygay
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