I swear, if Discord makes me Age Verify, I'm going to pull out my old floppy disks and Zip Disk from college and photograph those.
My outdated media from my teens is old enough to legally drink.
I'm older than most CONSOLES, Discord should bow.
#EnberWhat
- Old Millennial Yells at Cow (Tools)
#EnberWhat
A screenshot of a text convo. Me: Heading in for xray. Me: Someone in the parking lot is squealing like a husky and I can't see if it's a dog or a patient Hub: It's a werehusky, RUN!! ME: Towards it? Hub: No DUMBASS, AWAY!!! Me: Spoilsport
So, I'm at the hospital complex for a check-up and some labs. And I don't think Hub shares my niche interest in TF therapy for resolving the woes of humanity.
#EnberWhat #EnberNo #ItCouldFixMe #WerewolfWednesday #Pregaming
So uh
Has anyone ever used a Federation transporter to fix sinusitis? Or is there just a hypospray for that, and it hasn't occurred to anyone to try targeted transporting as a last-ditch relief effort.
I would like less headache and earache, please. My lymphs are screaming 😱
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
*swipes away push alert too fast*
Wait. Did that say Shipped: Hotel Hazbin Hotend?
...where did I order that from, and is it safe for my printer?
#EnberWhat
Hey, is it legal for a guy to play baseball if he's so tall his strike box is above the catcher's head, even when both are standing?
How does that work?
#EnberWhat
The Neighbor app keeps making me think of those little news or media flashes in the background of monster or disaster movies.
"Did anyone hear that big scary sound on the main road?"
Please, Anonymous Neighbor, I'm too genre aware for this. Shh.
(It's tree crews.)
#EnberWhat
Hi! I have ADHD. Yell your favorite color palettes at me.
Can be Vibes (mine is Autumn)
Or actual colors with names
Or hex codes
Or a palette pic, I have synesthesia, lots of things count as yelling XD
#EnberWhat #a-muse-me #EnberQueue
Do I feel weird because
A. Too much caffeine
B. Not enough caffeine
C. Haha remember that ADHD
D. Stress brought on a mania
E. WORLD ON FIRE FRRRRRGGG
#EnberWhat
Trying more caffeine, of course.
I miss Pringles. Salty cronch make things better. But they're powdered in wheat starch, which is OW.
It's so hot outside that I involuntarily made the Cat Dislikes Smell face as soon as I felt the outside air.
It burrrrrrns. *hides in vampire cloak*
#EnberWhat
Can I fry the dark thoughts up with some butter and salt and eat them with ketchup?
Get crispy, I'm the gremlin round here! [Sword and lightning out on the heath dot gif]
#EnberWhat #ThereCanBeOnlyOne
A product ad for a solar-powered raccoon deterrent device. On the background is a wolf with photoshopped electric blue eyes - both an Animal Planet banner type close-up, and a wide shot of the canine leaping over a log. Its tongue is out to one side and it's cross-eyed. Moon-Moon?! The text blares, in a red banner, all caps, "simulated wolf eye design" The inset product photo shows a small black plastic device that resembles a geometric alien cat head, with red LEDs for eyes.
One of the reviews for said product, 1 out of 5 stars. Reviewed by: NurseCrystalB 1.0 out of 5 stars, Verified Purchase Title: Completely, and I mean completely, useless. Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2025 Quote: I don't understand all of the good reviews on this product... I bought these BECAUSE of the good reviews. These palm sized continuously flashing lights do absolutely nothing. This morning I actually found the raccoon muddy paw prints on one of the devices... possibly he wanted to take it to his den and pretend it's a little raccoon disco? I'm so utterly disappointed that these are completely useless. I wish that I could ask the other reviewers WHY they put 5 stars??? Returning.
Today, in Product Reviews, we have a dual purpose item! Want to keep raccoons out of your trash can, & throw them a rave? Try this! Results may vary.
Amazon thought I'd want them for my chicken coop, but I think @grimmycoyote.bsky.social & @tccoyote.bsky.social would laugh.
#EnberWhat #SeenOnline
Screenshot of a push alert from YouTube: How to Build a DIY Bottom (A planter is pictured)
Algorithms just don't GET me
*stares in AroAce*
I don't need a bottom and barely know what to do with one, theoretically...
#EnberWhat
RËBNE, a smoothly contoured plain white ceramic abstract shape, about the size of an apple. Possibly a lump of partially worked clay someone fired and glazed in error. When did it get there? Did it come with the place? No one remembers picking it out.
#EnberWhat
Four photos set in a collage grid. The first shows a long trench disrupting a fence line. Very precicely. It says, "50 foot hole?" The next image is a dumptruck dropping off a full tipload of giant photoshopped burritos. It says, "bring burritos!" The next image shows the ditch from the back angle, now two sandy ditches almost even with ground level. "54 tons later" The final image shows the sandy ground packed all nice and even, saying "Smooth frosting!"
What do y'do wi a 50 ft hole
What do y'do wi a 50 ft hole
What do y'do wi a 50 ft hole
FILL IT WITH BURRITOS! 🎶
#EnberWhat #EnberHouse
Good Grief, Google!
#BadAI #NoNoNo #Halp
(I haven't unraveled THAT far)
#EnberWhat
Album cover for Chase Noseworthy's song "Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat" on Spotify, "playing recommended songs for you." It's a sketch of a tavern in blue, with a surprised horned bartender examining three kobolds standing one atop the other. The top blue one looks like a fabulous mustachioed musketeer, the pink middle one is struggling a bit holding him up, and the yellow bottom one looks sturdy and smug. There is no trenchcoat, but the top kobold has gloves on sticks to mimic longer arms.
Me and whom and whom?
@nora.zone help me find my crew?
#EnberWhat
Screenshot of two text messages in Dark Mode, from the view of the sender. "Fucking fuckers wanna take over the paperwork and piss-sign States Rights all over the fucking place and make me get new fucking cards and update every fucking body" It continues, "I have very much liked NOT having to update the insurance card at appointments THANKS KEMP YA BASTARD"
I've had insurance through the Healthcare.gov Marketplace for the family. It's 12k a year instead of the nearly 30k it'd be through work. Still hard to afford but great coverage & out-of-pocket cap.
Well. Georgia just pulled out & made its OWN version...
Here's my press release on THAT. #EnberWhat
TFW you're half an inch too short to unlock the door with the keys still on your belt loop, so you have to pop one hip up and fidget them into the lock, hoping no one sees you looking silly and Short™️ in the side hall.
#GremlinThings #EnberWhat #ImWorkinHere
A small blue-green plate with elk burger, topped with baked beans, topped with crispy fried onions. Enber has called it Lasagna in her post.
Lasagna!
#Food #EnberWhat
Screenshot of a bluesky comment by @filmes22.bsky.social, "Divido telas - contanto na biografia" "buscando novas plataforma de filme, dá uma conferida aqui no perfil" September 18, 2024 at 12:54 AM Translation: "looking for new movie platforms, check out the profile here"
I genuinely LOVE this site
Normally I'm not thrilled about off-topic bot comments, but it's great to see there's enough diversity here for international language bots to show up on my posts when I'm dang near monolingual.
Desculpe, não tenho filmes aqui, mas tenho um lado positivo!
#EnberWhat
Kidbit is playing with his toys and saying "Hallelujah!" as they smash together. I am not sure how or why, but he's decided it's kind of like "Hadouken!" but in a cuter voice than his power growl.
#EnberFam #EnberWhat
I have finally found myself!
#EnberWhat #GoblinDisaster #AlignmentChart
Alignment Bingo!
...with a tweak to allow for me being vengeful but not malicious. I'm just a smol creachur 💜 And too disastrous for True Neutral.
Podcast I wasn't paying attention to:
Hunter Guy: "Topography is a kind of cover that never changes"
Me: have you heard of landslides
#EnberWhat
Screenshot of a Ring camera alert for the Back Porch, 7:10 am Image shows a small brown deck between a screened porch and the back door. A grey geometric rug is suffering the recent rain on the deck. A green tarp covers a grill by some overgrown bushes, with grass lawn beyond. Of note is the large brown figure, blurred and vaguely defined, that seems to be standing by the back door. It seems avian, with a long narrow tail, short broad wings, and a thick round chest and head. There is a white patch on the chest. Due to perspective, it is nearly as wide as the door, and looks nearly four feet tall. It clearly seems too big for the pet door. (But if you play the video, it's a tiny hummingbird, not a 4-foot-tall chicken standing on the deck.)
So, some kind of velociraptor came to our back door this morning. Not sure what they were selling, I didn't go answer it.
I think we really need to patch the fence. Soon.
...6 ft might not be high enough, though
#EnberWhat #BackyardFriends 🪶
Technically, I'm not just an artist, I'm also a writer. ...the muses have just switched out for several years.
But what's this? Inspiration! A saga in three parts, about my breakfast.
Behold my hubris, and be forewarned.
#EnberWhat #EnberFam #ShortStory
I've barely logged in since September. The Algorithm has not Seen me for years. Most of my twitter mutuals are here.
So. Let's test this! XD
...already promising, as 3 views is where things were maxing out for me last year.
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
A screenshot from Spotify showing a cover for "Mighty Wings" by Gloryhammer. The song name is styled in Aviator Wing Text, and the hair band style front man has Top Gun shades, a Rambo head band, and segmented leather armor as he gestures Alas Poor Yorik style in a severe sunset. There is a pegasus in the distance.
Another screenshot from Spotify, showing the Band Bio for Gloryhammer. 5 men with long hair and variously styled beards are in leather LARP getup, likely as Bard, Wizard, Rogue, Rambo The Heavy Sword With Bullet Bandalero, and Thor of Asgard. The bio is simply: "FOR THE ETERNAL GLORY OF DUNDEE!"
Found Thor roaming the wilds of Spotify with a Hair Band on a Rambo!LOTR fusion LARP campaign.
Could have been a crossover though, I didn't have plot notes.
#enberwhat
