I saw the sun. And I haven't closed my eyes, I saw the sun.
Life is demanding, without understanding
I saw the sun. And I haven't closed my eyes yet. Saw the sun.
No one's gonna drag me up
I'm getting into the bed where I belong
I'll sleep right thru the sun
#EnberNo #Insomnia #Eepy
A screenshot of a text convo. Me: Heading in for xray. Me: Someone in the parking lot is squealing like a husky and I can't see if it's a dog or a patient Hub: It's a werehusky, RUN!! ME: Towards it? Hub: No DUMBASS, AWAY!!! Me: Spoilsport
So, I'm at the hospital complex for a check-up and some labs. And I don't think Hub shares my niche interest in TF therapy for resolving the woes of humanity.
#EnberWhat #EnberNo #ItCouldFixMe #WerewolfWednesday #Pregaming
So uh
Has anyone ever used a Federation transporter to fix sinusitis? Or is there just a hypospray for that, and it hasn't occurred to anyone to try targeted transporting as a last-ditch relief effort.
I would like less headache and earache, please. My lymphs are screaming 😱
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
I like to think that I'm a mature, responsible 3D artist, specialising in realistic fantasy, but I also love the Werewolf Boyfriend pineapple and I dunno if I could be trusted with this asset pack XD
There's so many ways to gush the liquid props. Ah dear. My spicy imp muse wants it.
#EnberNo
As your occasional reminder that I am an absolute heathen in the kitchen...
The avocados were ripe so i got started on making guacamole. Then discovered we have neither lime nor lemon juice.
We did have lime greek yogurt tho, which actually works in a pinch...
#EnberNo
Lol, I'm sorry y'all. No one who follows me went anywhere NEAR that cucumber post.
Science and gardening feeds ate it up tho.
(Don't do that, it's toxic, I checked)
#EnberNo
I ran out of room to tag this as #EnberNo
But it belongs over there with my other worst humor discretions.
*car salesman voice*
I might not know how to "do crime," but come on down to Enber's Custom 3D modeling for July specials!
*slaps portrait frame* I can fit SO MUCH gay in this bad boi for just $30
Free queer flag with any purchase! Bring your polycule today!
#EnberNo #HahaYes
I've had COFFEE.
Secret Tarriff Plan Revealed!
Artificial shortage of stainless steel, due to ludicrous import taxes manufacturers here can't afford, causes Cybertrucks to finally be Worth Something when peeled apart for scrap.
(This is why the glue sucks and there's minimal welding.)
#EnberNo #But
I understand the willfully self-destructive relationship lactose-intolerant people have with cheese, now that gluten hates me.
If I stay away from wheat MOST of the time, & REALLY toast the bagel, it only hurts SOME, many hours later.
...potentially for days. BUT. Bagel. It's a holy food. #EnberNo
Flagging down one of those alien Collector ships like HEY. HEY. Endangered species here! Complete family set with pets. Limited time only, adjacent polycules included! Where's my room in your climate-controlled zoo.
Just keep Moopsy's quarters locked mmkay? (So cute it hurts mah bones.)
#EnberNo
So
We ran out of dog food.
But we had 2-day-old leftovers. So I grabbed the beef & carrots out of that, tossed them in the blender. Added day-old takeout rice, and the home blended greek yogurt lil C didn't eat.
The dogs LOVED it.
Unnnnfortunately
The $20 blender did NOT. 😶🌫️💨 #EnberFam #EnberNo
Me: Can we name our next dog Boon?
Hub: ...what?
Me: Boon.
Hub: Whu... why?!
Me: ...
Hub: ...NO.
Me: Doggle.
Hub: NUH. UH. NO.
Me: Boon doggle.
Hub, in pain: But WHY. NO.
Me: Because, boon doggle :3
Hub: *exasperated long-suffering wheeze*
#EnberNo #EnberFam
Me: *cute doggo voice at the Malinois fae hound*
Duke: ...🤨
Me: Hey, Duke ever look over his shoulder at you like "you effing obtuse mortal."
Hub: Uh. No. But _I_ look at you like that.
Me: Well, yeah... but I earn it!
#EnberFam #EnberNo
Last Week on: #NeedMoreCaffeine
Enber tried to put the bread in the drawer UNDER the toaster.
We now return to...
The toaster beeping. Enber picks her glasses up, and puts them on. Her next intention is to put on the tall glass of hot chai. On her eyes.
(She catches herself.)
#EnberNo
Not me going through the metal detector, surprised that my shoes set it off.
Me: "Metal? In there?"
2 minutes later: "OH"
Yes, metal, I'm wearing my STEEL TOES. Girl u ok
#EnberNo
He is a birb 🎵
He is so dapper! 🎵
Birb dap apper Dapper Birb!
#EnberNo
Me making a tutorial for this:
DIY Bottom, in one easy step! Step One: Hand them a BoB
(Interpersonal interactions are NOT my strength. I am hermit, watch me flee.)
#EnberNo
I've barely logged in since September. The Algorithm has not Seen me for years. Most of my twitter mutuals are here.
So. Let's test this! XD
...already promising, as 3 views is where things were maxing out for me last year.
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
