I was just at the grocery store, checking the prices for beef...
and the steaks couldn't be higher...
#dadjokes
#forrealthough
If there is no discount on Deltarune during the Steam Winter sale, I'll have to cope by drawing shitty 2016 sans au fanart.
#deltarune #undertale #steamsale #shitpost #forrealthough #random
speaking NOT as a #raiders fanโฆwhy the FUCK are they sticking with geno smith as quarterback??
#vegasraiders #football #nfl #wtf #forrealthough
โ ๏ธGrampa Joke Warningโ ๏ธ
@honeygrandma.bsky.social @stevijoe.bsky.social @smith83k.bsky.social @justold2.bsky.social
๐๐ฝโโ๏ธHow do you know that Maga Mike Johnson is lying?
His mouth is moving. ๐
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#MagaMike #DadJoke #Forrealthough
The disrespect...
#AmWriting #ForRealThough #SometimeToday #WriterLife #WriterProblems #WritingCommunity
Make Idiocracy satire again...and then we can work on making America great for EVERYONE. #idiocracy #satire #forrealthough #democracy #therubycapybara
Thoughts on this? "Why would I stay in the US as a millionaire, when I can live in Asia as a BILLIONAIRE?" #MakesSense #forrealthough
Just turned 30 back in November and today I found my first white hair. Correct. That's a WHITE hair not a GRAY hair ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ Why my age tryin to do hurdles like some built ass olympian?
#olympic #justaboy #forrealthough #likewhy #istillonlyeatlikechickennuggetsandfries #mywifecomplainstowaitstaffforme
I have one wonky eye and it is physically impossible for me to tell which one it is.
#jokes #humor #comedy #forrealthough #wonkyeye #eyes
@cybertruckguy.bsky.social I need this win, bro. My ferret is gone. She ghosted. I am done. #forrealthough
What's up with clouds? #forrealthough
I very much want to brew an extra spicy masala tea blend and call it Chai Hulud. #ForRealThough
That was the sexiest toll booth operator I've ever seen. #forrealthough
Bhahahaha, but seriously though... Game changer! ๐๐๐๐๐ #sheknowsme #forrealthough #harrypotter #loveherโฆ http://instagr.am/p/WqbKoNGKFs/
@CAgsw Lolololol #forrealthough