Submitted my joke to Tony Blackburn. Wonder if it'll get read out.
-Doctor, Doctor I can't stop doing impersonations of Jack Douglas
-You're suffering from a bad case of Way Hey Fever
#ForTheTeenagers
#Soundsofthe60s
Not unlike the arrival of Billy Bunter's postal order, the promise of a Labour defection to Reform has yet to materialise.
#wato #ForTheTeenagers
The Labour defection to Reform is the political equivalent of Billy Bunter's postal order. It's always on its way but never actually arrives.
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To compete the farce, 30 seconds later Brian Rix entered the room with his trousers round his ankles.
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George Oldfield offers advice on catching serial killers from the West Yorkshire area.
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"He's got big ears, anyway..."
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Bad news for Noel Harrison.
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Saw the GP yesterday about me not being able to stop doing impressions of Jack Douglas.
Turns out I'm suffering from Way Hay Fever.
#IThankYew #FortheTeenagers
A family member is on holiday in Weymouth. I thought that was the birthplace of Jack Douglas but it turns out he's from Weyheymouth..
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would be amazing if Bobcat Goldthwaite had said that, & the drones used his voice #fortheteenagers
It only needs Brian Rix to turn up at The White House with his trousers round his ankles to complete the farce over tariffs.
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Boris Johnson offering parenting advice is like Teddy Kennedy giving tips on safe driving at night.
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Trump's tariffs are clearly inspired by Billy Bunter's letters from home containing a postal order.
They're promised but never arrive.
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The last Welsh sportsman to receive so many blows to the head as Joe Rodon was Howard Winstone.
#lufc #FortheTeenagers
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Not sure 30 years as a caretaker at Fenn Street is the right experience but he was a Desert Rat, you know.
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Wayne Rooney leaves Plymouth Argyle.
About bleeding time...
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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
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Tell me, Sparrow. What's the bleeding time?
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Confirmed. A transfer to Chelsea from The Searchers.
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