Tony: The only person who could have done these murders is the man sitting over there, so saying Johnny Oxford pointed at...........men are you skinny!
#FridayNightWasHancockNight
Tony: I wouldn't laugh, what sort of a person do you think I am, Sid? I'm an intelligent and understanding human being, I wouldn't dream of laughing at somebody else's troubles. Now, come on, I'm far too sensitive, what's it all about?.......
#FridayNightWasHancockNight
Sid: Come on, come on, tell me. Who dunnit then?
#FridayNightWasHancockNight
Drinka-pinta-milka day!
🎵Coughs and sneezes spread diseases
Catch them in your handkerchief 🎵
#FridayNightWasHancockNight
Sid: This little bit of rubbish shouldn't take very long, then with a bit of luck we'll all get some kip.......
#FridayNightWasHancockNight
#Masterclass
#SidJames
Tony: Why didn't you confide in me?
Sid: No, it would have been too embarrassing, you'd only laugh.
Tony: I wouldn't laugh, what sort of person do you think I am.......
#FridayNightWasHancockNight
Drinka-pinta-milka day!
🎵Coughs and sneezes spread diseases
Catch them in your handkerchief 🎵
#FridayNightWasHancockNight
Hullo, those blue tits have been at my milk bottle again. Me gold top, pecked to ribbons it is. Must have beaks like pneumatic drills, some of 'em. I will not have great feathered heads stuck in my milk bottles guzzling the cream!
#FridayNightWasHancockNight
Sid: Come on, come on, tell me. Who dunnit then?
#FridayNightWasHancockNight
Nice man that, what a very nice man. Very intelligent, good conversationalist, cut above the type you meet down at the pub. A very nice man........................
......... He's walked off with my wine gums!
#TheBloodDonor
#FridayNightWasHancockNight
I suppose I must lead what the social workers call a full life. The world is my oyster! I can dip in and have a basinful of anywhere I fancy. Ooh, these headphones don't half make your ears hot. Dear oh dear, like two braised chops under there they are!
#FridayNightWasHancockNight
Nurse: You'll be perfectly alright, Dr McTaggart is an excellent doctor.
Tony: Dr McTaggart? He's a Scotsman! Oh that's fine! They're all good doctors, Scotsmen. Yes, like engineers, you know. It's the porridge that does it!
#FridayNightWasHancockNight