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Dr: Where are you going?
Tony: To have my tea and biscuits!
Dr: I thought you came here to give some of your blood?
Tony: You've just 'ad it!
Dr: This is just a smear!
Tony: It may be just a smear to you, mate, but it's life and death to some poor wretch!
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Nurse: Needles don't bother you then?
Tony: Me? No. I've had too many of them, my dear. I've 'ad the lot. I've got arms like pin cushions. Yes, I reckon I've 'ad a syringeful of everything that's going in my time. Needles the size of drainpipes some of 'em!
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Nurse: You'll be perfectly alright, Dr McTaggart is an excellent doctor.
Tony: Dr McTaggart? He's a Scotsman! Oh that's fine! They're all good doctors, Scotsmen. Yes, like engineers, you know. It's the porridge that does it!
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Tony: There's Adam Faith earning ten times as much as the Prime Minister. Is that right? Is that right? Mind you, I suppose it depends on whether you like Adam Faith and what your politics are!
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I just think we ought to get a badge as well. I mean, nothing grand, a little enamel thing, a little motto, thats all, nothing pretentious, something like "He gaveth for others so that others may live". You know, we are do gooders, we should get something for it! #TheBloodDonor
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Nurse: Have you ever given blood before?
Tony: Given, no, spilt, yes! There's a good few drops on the battlefields of Europe!
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Nurse (June Whitfield): Have you ever given blood before?
Tony: Given, no, spilt, yes! There's a good few drops on the battlefields of Europe!
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Nice man that, what a very nice man. Very intelligent, good conversationalist, cut above the type you meet down at the pub. A very nice man........................
......... He's walked off with my wine gums!
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Pint anyone?
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Tony: Yes, it's very important blood. It circulates right round the body, you know.
Hugh: Are you a doctor then?
Tony: Well, no, not really. I never really bothered
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June: May I have your name?
Tony: Hancock, Anthony Hancock. Twice candidate for the County Council Elections, defeated. Hon sec British Legion, Earls Court Branch, treasurer of the darts team and the outings committee!
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Dr: Where are you going?
Tony: To have my tea and biscuits!
Dr: I thought you came here to give some of your blood?
Tony: You've just 'ad it!
Dr: This is just a smear!
Tony: It may be just a smear to you, mate, but it's life and death to some poor wretch!
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A pint? Have you gone raving mad? I mean, I came here in all good faith, to help my country. I don't mind giving a reasonable amount, but a pint? Why, that's very nearly an armful!
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Some people, all they do is take, take, take out of life. Well, that's not my way of living, never has been. Never has been! You're only entitled to take out of life what you are prepared to put into it. ......................
Do you get a badge for doing this?
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